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Title: Episode #0164
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 10, 2006, 03:37:57 AM

 [thinking2]

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: Raineypark on February 10, 2006, 03:55:39 AM

Sam: Bells?  No I don't hear any bells!  And I don't hear any angels wings either!  Jeez, Doc.....I"M the town drunk, not YOU!

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 10, 2006, 04:13:16 AM

Sam, in a moment of inner dialogue: "Good Lord, this guy may look just like John F. Kennedy White House aide Ted Sorenson, but he sounds as positively adenoidal as Barney Fife!" :o

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: MsCriseyde on February 10, 2006, 04:25:31 AM

Hmmm. Sam "Boom Boom" Evans. I like the sound of that. Beats the heck out of my low paying artist gig.

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: CyrusL on February 10, 2006, 02:45:59 PM

Dr. Guthrie: Sam, I know you're a painter not a sailor, but can you help me with my book, "Bawdy Sea Chanties and Naughty Nautical Limericks"?
Sam: I suppose you have the one about the Nantucket man, what about the good ship Venus?

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 12, 2006, 03:26:57 AM

Dr. Guthrie: I'm sure your hands will be fine Sam, you will be painting again in no time.. perhaps you will get a commission to change a portrait that's already painted.

Sam, thinking: Gosh goodness almighty! how they get that teleprompter way up there!

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: patrickm on August 21, 2010, 02:36:49 PM

I don't agree - the naked lady mural on the ceiling looks fine to me. Besides, who's the artist around here - you or me?

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 22, 2010, 06:17:12 PM

 [pointing-up]  [b003]

Title: Re: Episode #0164
Post by: McTrooper on September 07, 2022, 02:36:04 PM

Dr. Guthrie:  Do I hear the ghost of a newscaster in here?

Sam:  Hmm  . . . No  . . . Where’s it coming from?  Oh the attic.  Boy was I drunk.  Watching tv in the attic  . . . Wait I don’t own a tv.  Listen Dr. Guthrie if you here about someone missing a tv let me know so I can sneak it back to them.  Glad it’s not a boat this time.