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Title: Episode #0680
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 01, 2006, 01:05:20 AM

 :-X

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: Professor1985 on February 01, 2006, 01:30:11 AM

LIZ: What's wrong Mrs. Johnson?
MRS. J: I've seen those kids tried to scare me while they lock me up with a ghost...Worse than Harry been smoking pot!

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 01, 2006, 03:00:05 AM

Elizabeth: What is it Mrs.Johnson? is something the matter?


Mrs.Johnson: Mmmm, no... David gave me some of his Bazooka Bubble Gum, here let me show you what I mean.

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: tripwire on February 01, 2006, 04:00:38 AM

Mrs. Johnson : Wadr  Wadr

Mrs. Stoddard  : Cottonmouth again Mrs. Johnson?? Stay away from Willies stash, its bunk!

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: McTrooper on February 01, 2006, 07:33:37 PM

Mrs. Johnson:  Mrs. Stoddard that son of yours is evil I tell you, evil!  Yesterday I was cooking stew and he actually cut up some potatoes and put them in.  And just today I was carrying out some snake trays and he opened the door for me.  

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: CyrusL on February 02, 2006, 02:22:06 AM

Liz: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!  And now -- well, being a Christian woman, I can't ...say it!

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: BuzzH on February 02, 2006, 03:51:58 PM

Quote from: CyrusL on February 02, 2006, 02:22:06 AM

Liz: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!  And now -- well, being a Christian woman, I can't ...say it!

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!  *Classic*!  I can picture her bicycle parked in the foyer!   :D

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: D_Friedlander on February 03, 2006, 02:47:19 AM

Joan:  NO, Clarice!  FIGHT that sneeze, or I fear that wig will POP right off your head!

Director (O.S.): And NO second takes!

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: IluvBarnabas on March 16, 2007, 09:52:13 PM

Elizabeth: Pout all you want, Mrs. Johnson, but you're not getting a raise and that's all there is to it.

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: Willie on March 17, 2007, 02:13:51 AM

Mrs. J:  "And then, so help me Mrs. Stodard, I took a switch and I gave those two little demons what they had coming to them!"
Liz:  "Oh, thank God Mrs. Johnson!  That worthless Governess of ours could never administer any discipline!"

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 21, 2007, 04:53:14 AM

Liz: I can tell by your expression you've never tasted your own cooking have you?

Mrs.Johnson: Nope!

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: McTrooper on March 31, 2007, 02:50:56 PM

Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 21, 2007, 04:53:14 AM

Liz: I can tell by your expression you've never tasted your own cooking have you?

Mrs.Johnson: Nope!

Litteral LOL :)  That's great.
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Liz: I was wondering if you'd mind me setting you up with my ugly cousin Chunk Chunk the Flatulent

Title: Re: Episode #0680
Post by: McTrooper on August 22, 2022, 03:29:24 PM

Mrs. Johnson:  That whip is no miracle!  Please get it out of the house.

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“Snake trays”?  Lol
Me from years ago I think you meant snack trays.