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Title: Episode #0485
Post by: Jackie on December 27, 2005, 07:23:19 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: ClaudeNorth on December 27, 2005, 07:53:31 PM
Possessed by the astral body of Carson Kressley (who, in 2005, began experimenting with I Ching wands in order to meet Diana Vreeland), Willie took up the potentially dangerous practice of offering unsolicited fashion critiques to the women of Collinwood.
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 28, 2005, 12:02:25 AM
Willie: Lets see, now it could be the tilting of you're head, but no... you're wig is leaning a lot more to the right, I'd fix that if I were you sweetie.
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: McTrooper on December 29, 2005, 05:43:36 AM
Willie:  So you know Scooby and the whole gang?  I'm not sure if I believe you, but if you can help solve these crazy cappers it would be groovy. 
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: BuzzH on January 11, 2006, 04:48:01 PM
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Willie runs lines w/Cassandra before her big break on Laugh In!
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 18, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Willie: Um, does Roger know your wearing his butterflies of spring house coat?

Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Willie on February 18, 2006, 04:53:33 AM
Willie:  "Well, let's just see what you can do for you here dahling, first we'll get rid of that hideous wig of yours and then we'll SPRUCE up your wardrobe and then...well...teach you a few new dance steps!"
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: CyrusL on February 18, 2006, 01:46:51 PM
Willie: Serena baby, listen to your Uncle Arthur, this Barnabas cat [cat] is a major square and not worth your time, ya dig?   [flower]
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Midnite on February 18, 2006, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: CyrusL on February 18, 2006, 01:46:51 PM
Willie: Serena baby, listen to your Uncle Arthur, this Barnabas cat <cat> is a major square and not worth your time, ya dig?

Love it, CyrusL!
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 19, 2006, 02:48:43 PM
"Didn't I see you wearing that same florid dress over in Bryant Park during Fashion Week?  Oh, no, that's not right.  I saw you wearing that outfit during your 'guest' appearance on 'The Maury Povich Show' over in Times Square."   ::)   
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 16, 2006, 08:00:18 PM
WL:  "I've seen Bewitched!!  You're the evil hippy cousin who tries to make a fool out of Derwood!   Don't try any of that crap 'round here, missy!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: loril54 on January 23, 2007, 08:54:09 AM
w If you are trying to impress Barnabas, YOU Have Failed.
(She could be trying out for Laugh-in Joke Wall)
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: IluvBarnabas on January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM
Willie: Sorry, babe, I hate women with dark hair....I only shag blondes.
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Jackie on January 24, 2007, 02:53:22 AM
W:  SO, what are YOU suppose to be?  Madam Butterfly?  [zoom]
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 24, 2007, 03:03:01 AM
 Willie: seriously, you took yodeling lessons?  show me.
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 25, 2007, 03:51:49 AM
"Yes, Mrs. Collins, I would have to agree that with that outfit on, you'll fit right in with the rest of the studio audience on 'Let's Make A Deal.'"  [silly] [idontknow]
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 25, 2007, 10:37:33 PM
WL: (singing) "Ooo-oo-ooh... Witchy Woman...it's the Witch Queen... of... New Orleans!   You have to pick up every stitch... must be the season of the..."
Cass:  "I get it, I get it!    The black wig ain't foolin' nobody...."
Title: Re: Episode #0485
Post by: Alondra on February 01, 2007, 08:28:29 PM
Willie: Sorry but I ain't buyin' that line that only your hairdresser knows for sure. That black wig doesn't do a think for your complexion so it's clearly a wig or the worst dye job I've ever seen.

Alondra