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Title: Episode #0379
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on December 07, 2005, 11:17:07 PM
 [sad6]
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: Professor1985 on December 07, 2005, 11:43:22 PM
BARNABAS (pulls her hair): Let me see if you wearing a wig Countess!
NATALIE: Oooouuuuuuuucccccchhhhhh, it hurts, of course it's my real hair!
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 08, 2005, 07:47:25 AM
BC:  "Accept this wet willie, with my compliments!"

Natalie:  "You fiend from Hell!!!"

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Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: BuzzH on December 08, 2005, 02:42:15 PM
Barnabas was shocked to discover that the Countess was actually a large ventriloquist doll, but still, he couldn't resist pulling her string to make her "talk"!   [santa_azn]
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 08, 2005, 08:14:00 PM
Barnabas: Countess, allow me to remove this little rodent from you're lovely hair,... oh? its a pet? I had no idea.
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: McTrooper on December 11, 2005, 02:53:45 AM
The station identification growing on Natalie's had was driving her crazy.  
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on December 11, 2005, 06:40:02 PM
"Yes, countess, I always found that just one tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol provides virtually instantaneous relief from a bad case of 'agita'!" [santa_thumb]
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: McTrooper on December 11, 2005, 06:47:01 PM
Barnabas:  Hot flashes again?
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: JennieSim80 on December 13, 2005, 04:11:46 AM
Barnabas: That's not really your Countess, that's a man, baby!
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: BuzzH on December 13, 2005, 02:32:18 PM
Quote from: JennieSim80 on December 13, 2005, 04:11:46 AM
Barnabas: That's not really your Countess, that's a man, baby!

 [laughing4] [stfl]  LOVE it!  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 13, 2005, 04:57:35 PM
Barnabas: Very well, who's been the naughty little girl, shall we get spanked then? I will teach you that bad girls get their just deserts!  I shall put you over my knee and paddle you're little bottom!
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: dvlvan26 on December 15, 2005, 08:04:36 PM
Natalie: Damn, Barnabas, you forgot to put oil on the spot where the gum is stuck in my hair! [santa_angry]
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: CallieWL on November 12, 2006, 05:42:37 PM
The countess was surprised and ecstatic when Barnabas discovered the "sweet spot" behind her ear gave it a good scratching.
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: Brandon Collins on November 12, 2006, 08:21:00 PM
Barnabas shows the Countess how he won over her neice: Erotic hair stroking.
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: BuzzH on November 12, 2006, 10:53:43 PM
Tired of her incessant gibbering, Barnabas employs the Vulcan Neck Pinch to shut Natalie up!
Title: Re: Episode #0379
Post by: Para L. Time on November 13, 2006, 03:05:41 PM
Natalie: Oh, Barnabas! It just drives me wild when you play with my ear!