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Title: Episode #0459
Post by: Jackie on December 06, 2005, 08:19:57 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: BuzzH on December 06, 2005, 03:22:58 PM
Barnabas demonstrates his accurate aim when taking a leak!   [santa_cool]
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 09, 2005, 12:24:26 AM
Barnabas: I will kill you just like this!

Bartender shouting: Hey! you break it you buy it COLLINS!
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: McTrooper on December 11, 2005, 02:44:16 AM
Drunk with success on adding new scenes to the classic Star Wars  trilogy, George take up the ultimate challenge:  Add high end special effects to Dark Shadows.  This scene is from a lost episode where Angelique curses Barnabas with destruct-o-vision. 
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: CyrusL on December 12, 2005, 10:20:10 PM
   Barnabas: (thinking...)That Professor Snape thinks he's so tough, well, wait until he sees my new wolf's head wand from Olivanders of Dagon Alley...
[ski]
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: Professor1985 on December 13, 2005, 03:13:10 AM
BARNABAS: Nathan, you son of a gun, darn you, you're a liar, a cheater, a backstabber, and a disgrace to The Collinses!
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: ClaudeNorth on December 13, 2005, 04:15:30 AM
Tonight, on A HISTORY OF THE TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT, we'll discuss the little-known, late-18th century crusader whose particular style of guerilla activism inspired the methods of 20th century temperance icon, Carrie Nation.
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: CyrusL on December 13, 2005, 08:48:39 PM
Or...
Barnabas, having gorged himself on the blood of drunken dock doxie Dolores Donnelly, is delirious and begins accusing even Eagle Bar salt shakers of disloyalty. Barnabas : You've betrayed me..hiccup
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on December 13, 2005, 11:49:44 PM
An irate Barnabas "demonstrates" to Nathan, that the beautiful and ornate Waterford Crystal set that Nathan had given to Barnabas and Angelique as a wedding gift is, in fact, a cheap glass set, Nathan had bought at the local National Warehouse Outlet store! [santa_angry] 
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: McTrooper on December 14, 2005, 03:22:45 PM
Barnabas's one act play about exploding fruit was getting rave reviews. 
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: BuzzH on December 14, 2005, 05:23:22 PM
Quote from: McTrooper on December 14, 2005, 03:22:45 PM
Barnabas's one act play about exploding fruit was getting rave reviews. 

LOL McT!  A pre-cursor to Gallagher perhaps?!   [santa_grin]
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: McTrooper on December 14, 2005, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: BuzzH on December 14, 2005, 05:23:22 PM
LOL McT!  A pre-cursor to Gallagher perhaps?!

litteral lol.  I didn't think of it that way, but that's great :)
Title: Re: Episode #0459
Post by: McTrooper on August 22, 2022, 04:11:31 AM
Barnabas:  Smashing.  Haha.  Get it?  Oh no one here never mind.