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Title: Episode #0107
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 23, 2005, 10:58:49 PM: *
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 23, 2005, 11:00:49 PM: "So I was on Widows' Hill, trying to capture the sunrise on canvas. Does Roger have to file a complaint alleging both trespass and public urination off of the hill? Heck, it was freezing and I forgot my darned Avodart prescription!"
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: ClaudeNorth on November 24, 2005, 02:28:27 AM: Sam: "I'll flip ya for the young one..."
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Professor1985 on November 24, 2005, 02:38:07 AM: PATTERSON: How would you like to stop partying and drinking brandy with Roger.
SAM (Get both fists up): How about I'll give you five accoss the lips!
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Charles_Ellis on November 24, 2005, 03:08:08 AM: Sam: You may be the sheriff, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna paint you in the nude as a birthday present to your wife!
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 24, 2005, 03:33:10 AM: Quote from: Charles_Ellis on November 24, 2005, 03:08:08 AM
Sam: You may be the sheriff, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna paint you in the nude as a birthday present to your wife!

A "life study" of Sheriff George Patterson, the mind boggles at the very thought! [eek]
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: CyrusL on November 25, 2005, 02:25:48 AM: Sam:Yeah Patterson, you heard me right. A vampire kidnapped my daughter. He was cursed by a witch. And the Collins have a werewolf's ghost bricked up in the West Wing.
Patterson: Sam, are you drinking your turpentine again?
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: McTrooper on December 11, 2005, 07:27:30 PM: Sam: So you're telling me this MacGyver guy can paint the Mona Lisa with a toothpick and some ashes from the fireplace?
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on December 11, 2005, 08:02:35 PM: [laughing4] [santa_thumb] McTrooper
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: BuzzH on December 12, 2005, 03:50:11 PM: Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Sam and the Sheriff do their usual Thursday morning ritual of standing around the watercooler and trying to figure out what the numbers on "Lost" signify. [santa_azn]
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 15, 2005, 12:18:34 AM: George Patterson: Sam, I know we New Englanders don't trust out of towners but these guys are New Englanders too and lawyers for the Collins family.. and you can stand there and tell me we can't trust them?

Sam: What's you're point?
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: mrjuggins on May 12, 2020, 04:38:46 AM: Sam: I'm sorry George. They don't look like two wild and crazy guys to me.

George: Tell me that again 30 minutes from now!! Woohoo!! Lets go!!
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 08, 2021, 10:50:27 PM: [pointing-up] THAT is too, Too, TOO FUNNY!! [naughty] [spin] [naughty] [spin] [naughty] [thumbleft]
Title: Re: Episode #0107
Post by: McTrooper on April 13, 2022, 08:59:00 PM: Patterson: Did you ever paint nudes Sam?

Sam: Well I did paint a squirrel once and it wasn’t exactly wearing clothes.