DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Vickie: Mr. Evans! I didn't take you for the Whimpy type, oh very well you can pay me tuesday for a shot and a beer today.
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As the bartender announces last call at The Blue Whale, Victoria, in typical dense fashion, tells Sam that she doesn't understand why he's crying.
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As the bartender announces last call at The Blue Whale, Victoria, in typical dense fashion, tells Sam that she doesn't understand why he's crying.
Yes, you'd think for someone who grew up in New York City, Vickie would be just a tad more sophisticated (read: sentient) in her dealings with other people.
The fact that Vickie also told Sam, that he reminded her of a bearded Ray Milland in "The Lost Weekend" certainly did not help the situation. ::)
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VICKI: I can't believe you called your daughter Maggie a big dummy!
SAM: I'm sorry, but she reminds me of Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford*.
*SANFORD & SON didn't debut until 1972.
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Nothing could have prepared Vicki for the horrifying sight of a drunken Sam Evans doing his Edward G. Robinson impersonation.
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S: But I don't WANT it to be last call, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :'(
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VW: "I'll buy you a Guinness, and put a nipple on top, so it can feel just like it's mommy!"
SE: "No Guinness! Straight Jack Daniels! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
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Sam: You mean to tell me I've been working my butt off painting portraits while some white-haired clown in New York got rich painting Campbell's Soup cans? Boy, did I pick the wrong profession!
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Sam: I drank...and then I derived. How can I ever hold up my head in public again?
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Sam:Â Roger Collins won't give me back my paintings..........wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Vik:Â Now there there.....give me a chance to do some snooping and i bet i come up with something!
Does anyone know who the old man asleep at the bar is?
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Sam: I drank...and then I derived. How can I ever hold up my head in public again?
The stigma of drunk deriving is devastating - both on the deriver and society at large. [sad3] I truly hope Sam learned his lesson.
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Alexandra: "At times like this, I can't imagine what Nancy ever saw in him."
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Sam: I’ve done it now! One too many. I’m blind drunk.
Victoria: Don’t be silly Sam you’re just closing your eyes really tight. You won’t go blind for quite a while and magic, not alcohol will be involved.