DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 09, 2005, 11:25:59 PM
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Completely throwing all sense of propriety to the wind - and hoping to get a thrill or two out of it in the bargain because it had been a long, looooong time - Mrs. Johnson decided to teach David how to kiss.
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OMG, MB. Hee hee!
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David Collins and Mrs. Johnson, appearing in the sequel to "Summer of '42," entitled "Summer of '67." :o
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David: "Do I like gladiator movies?! I'm not even sure what that means, Mrs. Johnson, and I have unusually frank talks with Father! I'm confused!"
Mrs. J: "That's life, kid. You get used to it..."
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David, I don't know anything about the birds and the bees. Alls I know was both the mister and I drank a fifth of "Old Grandad" and 9 months later I had this ugly, squealing rugrat. [bawl]
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DAVID: Who's Harry?
JOHNSON: Harry is my son who was in prision for the last few years.
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David tries to teach Mrs. Johnson how to blow bubble gum bubbles with his best bazooka Joe bubble gum.
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David Hennesy's long lost screen test for the proposed sequel "The Graduate 2: The Early Years" suddenly turned up on a Dark Shadows DVD boxset as a special feature! >:D
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Or...
D: Mrs. Johnson. You're trying to seduce me! Aren't you?
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Mrs. Johnson: If the boiled dinner makes you pucker like that, then you know its cooked long enough...
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David: Mrs. Johnson, just because Aunt Elizabeth demanded lemon chicken instead of more boiled dinner--- that was mean of you to throw an entire raw lemon on it, just to get even! :-X
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Or...
D: Mrs. Johnson. You're trying to seduce me! Aren't you?
Simpler is best sometimes!
DC: "So, Clarice... what are we having tonight... fava beans and a nice chiANti?"
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It was then that Mrs. Johnson realized she had used straight unsweetened lemon juice in her new desert.
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Mrs. Johnson: Woops I must have used Spackle instead of flower.
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Mrs. J: David, did I ever tell you about my sister Violet, the one with a sauna and a Mercedes and room for a pony?
David: A pony? Oh, nice.
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Mrs. J: David, did I ever tell you about my sister Violet, the one with a sauna and a Mercedes and room for a pony?
David: A pony? Oh, nice.
ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!! I *love* 'Keeping Up Appearances'!! [laughing4] [stfl]
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Mrs.Johnson: Now when your chaw becomes too juicy you'll need what's called a spittoon, I have one in the kitchen. when your ready I'll show you how to spit a bank shot from the rim
David, speaking with a full mouth: I think its juicy now.