DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1795/1796 => Topic started by: Jackie on October 27, 2005, 08:21:43 AM
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[hall2_smiley]
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Barnabas ponders the implications of making Raggady Anne one of his hapless victims.
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After seeing the doxies of Collinsport Barnabas knew he was doing the villlage a big favor!
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Tammy Faye Baker is my idol [gorgeous].
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Maude: You know, Ben, I never noticed this before, but you are such a HUNK....
Ben (mumbling): Why do all the babes find me sexy ONLY after they're gotten totally wasted on rum?
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Maude: This is my best Bette Midler face.
Barnabas: Who's Bette Midler?
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Ode to Maude Browning:
There was a young lass named Maud-ie,
who oft times could be very bawdy.
She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.
I've got a cheap pimp,
that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]
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Ode to Maude Browning:
There was a young lass named Maud-ie,
who oft times could be very bawdy.
She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.
I've got a cheap pimp,
that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]
[santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!
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[santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!
Thank you very much! Yes, Maude Browning, arguably Collinsport's greatest "working girl" ever! ;)
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"Yoo hoo!! Loco Brothers!!!" That's far enough out of left field I think!
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Maude: I just need to add inch long fake eyelashes and I'll be wearing as much makeup as Amanda Harris!
Alondra
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Maude (thinking) I better not tell him I have the clap ....
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Gentleman: Listen here, Mole, I mean, Maude!
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Maude (thinking) I better not tell him I have the clap ....
Well, that's sort of inconsiderate.
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"Maude" theme song plays... And then there's Maude... then again there's Maude... she's not tired yet folks 'cause then there's Maude one more time, in the same night.... then there's Maude again, she's ready for the Olympics!!
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I apologize if I caused any offense
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I apologize if I caused any offense.
NO NO NO! I meant Maude was being inconsiderate! I'm dry, ain't I? And equally offensive, if you saw my caption!
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"Maude" theme song plays... And then there's Maude... then again there's Maude... she's not tired yet folks 'cause then there's Maude one more time, in the same night.... then there's Maude again, she's ready for the Olympics!!
Bea Arthur on DS, That would have be interesting. >:D
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Bea Arthur on DS, That would have be interesting.
Indeed, since she's been to a Fest or two. ;D
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NO NO NO! I meant Maude was being inconsiderate! I'm dry, ain't I? And equally offensive, if you saw my caption!
Ooops! Got the wrong end of the stick there... Sawwy :)
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A little known cameo by future Commander in Chief star Geena Davis.....
;D
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"Never say never, luv, I get a lot better looking around closing time."
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Maude: My milkshake doth bring all the gentlefolk to the yard/verily 'tis better than thine/verily 'tis better than thine./I could teach you but would have to levy a fee.
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Maude: My milkshake doth bring all the gentlefolk to the yard/verily 'tis better than thine/verily 'tis better than thine./I could teach you but would have to levy a fee.
O...M...G!!!!!!!!! Nelson, you are now the CROWN PRINCE of the BEST caption EVER! I love the song Milkshake, and your 1795 spin on it put me on the floor laughing! In fact, I have to share your caption w/Karlenfan! [laughing4] [stfl] [thumb]
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Awww, shucks, Buzz! :) Many thanks, but alas I cannot take credit for the lyrics. I ran across those on the net a some time ago. I have lost the link but the were accompanied by a series of "woodcuts" demonstrating the different lines. :)
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Contrary to popular opinion, the concept of drag race did not originate with RuPaul.