DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1795/1796 => Topic started by: Jackie on October 27, 2005, 07:15:27 AM
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B: And here's where we'll put the camera and microphone Ben, to record the screams of the 'contestants'!
B: Oooh Mr. Barnabas, that will be a ratings grabber for sure!
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Barnabas: I know its a strange place to have a growth chart but then Father never was one to do things the regular way...
Ben: What's a growth chart?
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Barn: And in the 1970s, Ben, a reporter named Geraldo Rivera will blast open this niche on something called national TV. So this is where we must plant some dusty old bottles of Amontillado.
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A caption was removed. The reason is given here:
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Ben: "What rule? What board? I sweah, Mistah Bahnabas, you just ain't been yourself lately!!"
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Ben: "What rule? What board?
Wow, in this case, truth isn't stranger than fiction because I just removed the next caption in this thread (NOT by MagnusTrask, btw). Apparently some of our regular cappers don't bother to read the previous captions in the topics before adding their own because I can't imagine that "posts with more than 2 lines of dialogue are removed" can be any clearer. >:(
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On this week's episode of "Queer Eye...", designer Thom Felicia dresses as Barnabas to help Thayer David for an evening with Alexandra, "..and right here, I think track lighting..."
:o
Michael
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Barnabas: I don't know whose idea it was to have a little alcove with a ring in the ceiling put in, Ben. I can only surmise that the builders knew that a rich and important family would someday have need of a closet in which we could hide our skeletons.
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B: See that crack? That's where mother and father fell to the floor in the kitchen and I was concieved!
Ben: That's nice, Mr. Baanabas, but I don't see what that's got to do with Miss Josette and Mr. Jeremiah.
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Barnabas: See, Ben, wouldn't that be a perfect place to hang some plants?
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Barnabas: Here's the idea: you pull down on the ring, and a door opens to a secret room. Original, huh? Nobody will ever guess, right?
Ben: Um, yes, Mr. Barnabas. Totally original. Would you want the ring to be hanging from a lion's mouth, by any chance?
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>:D Barnabas: Ben, this would make a perfect place to wall someone up. We could attach manacles to this ring here, and then seal it up with bricks. So just let anyone dare to cross me!!
Ben: Mr. Barnabas, ya sure have changed since ya became a vampire!
Alondra
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"This will be the Reverend's big chance to get away from it all!" (stolen from Wrath of Khan)
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Barnabas: "I got the decorating ideas from another time traveler who came here with a book by someone named Madonna."
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Barnabas: See Ben that’s where I keep my humidor if a guest ever wants a cigar I offer you’ll need to get it from here. Oh and make sure to check for spiders.