DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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[jawdrp]
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Professor Stokes: Barnabas, I didn't know that you were taking Julia out to the go-go. [hall2_shocked]
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Stokes: Ho ho ho! Why, Mr. Collins, that isn't the kind of humor you should be exhibiting around a lady. I realize Julia is a doctor, but still.
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Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Julia reluctantly acts as judge to Barnabas' & Stokes' contest of just how many peanuts the other can toss into their opponent's mouth. [hall_grin]
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Julia and Barnabas were merely being polite when Professor Stokes began singing the entire score to Oklahoma...and thankful it was the only play Elliot was in while attending College.
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Julia: "Uh... yes. Elliot, I can explain that... no, no I can't. Let's just say that I wish he were as anxious to exhibit that in private..."
Ghost-- LOL.
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As the 3 do gooders discuss their dinner plans, the spirit of Angelique decides on revenge against the meddling professor by taking things into her owns hands. [hall2_shocked]
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Professor Stokes is absolutely shocked as he sees Barnabas in full women's makeup, lipstick and all, applied by Willie while Barnabas was sleeping.
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S: Ooooooooooooh! No you dit-int!
J: (exasperated) You must forgive him Barnabas. Ever since I took him to see the Maury show in NY he's been like this! [santa_rolleyes]
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Barnabas: Ah Professor Stokes I see you've discovered what we called you here to ask about. A ghost that gives wedgies*.
* You know that underwere prank
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JH: "I've persuaded Elliot to do his favorite party-piece, his Mr. Creosote impression. You'll want to step forward to get a really good look at this one..."
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Stokes: Oh, ho ho! A wise guy ay?
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Eliot attempts to entertain Barnabas and Julia with his imitation of Betty Boop.