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Title: Episode #0342
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 18, 2005, 06:35:35 AM
 [undb]  [undg]
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Patti Feinberg on October 18, 2005, 12:34:38 PM
Both: "Oh my aching sinuses!"

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Ian on October 18, 2005, 01:50:29 PM
Maggie and Sam: I'm so congested...

Person offstage: Sudafed, aisle 8.

*idea from Patti, thanks. :)*
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: BuzzH on October 18, 2005, 03:05:16 PM
S: Maggie, that's the absolute LAST time we eat 3 year old Salt Water Taffy!
M: No kidding Pop, ooh my aching teeth!
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Professor1985 on October 18, 2005, 07:53:48 PM
MAGGIE: Pop, me and Joe are going to visit Dr. Woodwards' widow to pay respects.
SAM: Tell them I'm sorry of the loss of Dave Woodward.
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Connie on October 18, 2005, 08:23:27 PM
At times, when director Henry Kaplan found the performances he was eliciting from some of the actors to be dull, boring......trannish, he tried employing body, mind and soul exercises.  Here we see a session of Sensory Inventory and Simon Says Touch your Cheek.

 [sad3]
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: ClaudeNorth on October 19, 2005, 01:19:58 AM
Today on DARK SHADOWS, an argument between Maggie and Sam leads to a round of simultaneous face slapping that leaves them dazed and confused.
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 19, 2005, 02:04:04 AM
 [laughing4]  [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Sandor on October 19, 2005, 04:56:28 AM
MAGGIE: Pssst! Pop, didya hear the one about the horny redheaded female hematologist from Nantucket?!
SAM: Aw, Maggie, those randy limericks Nurse Jackson taught you at Wyndecliff are hardly ladylike!
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: BuzzH on October 19, 2005, 02:50:54 PM
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on October 19, 2005, 01:19:58 AM
Today on DARK SHADOWS, an argument between Maggie and Sam leads to a round of simultaneous face slapping that leaves them dazed and confused.

I too add my kudos for this one, brilliant!   [laughing7]
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on October 20, 2005, 12:36:17 AM
Maggie: ow! POP, watch where you aim those snot rockets!

Sam: Oh, sorry maggie, I'll turn my head this way, now watch this one fly!
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 20, 2005, 12:59:08 AM
Sam:  "Now, here's how you do it, Maggie!   Oh, Rochester!   Oh, Dennis!   My money or my life?   I'm thinking it over!   No, no, your hand's not even in the right place!"
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Lydia on November 06, 2006, 07:53:11 AM
Maggie:  Biggest bat I've ever seen!  Vicious, too!
Sam:  It's a good thing you managed to kill it with your broom.  I'll throw it in the trash on my way out to the Blue Whale.
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 06, 2006, 08:41:58 PM
Maggie: I am sorry Pop, I drank more than I usually did....I am such a hyprocrite.

Sam: Your drinking doesn't bother me so much as your breath does....yecch!!! Get some mouthwash!!
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 06, 2006, 08:53:15 PM
Joe was supposed to be "see no evil", but got held up, so Sam and Maggie got started without him.    This is exactly the kind of thing that drives any Trask from any century right over the edge.   "Surely you can smell the evil!!!!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: CallieWL on November 15, 2006, 06:56:21 PM
Sam to Joe (off camera):  I think she just figured out that I switched her regular brand coffee with Folgers Crystals.
Title: Re: Episode #0342
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 22, 2012, 12:14:14 AM
Sam and Maggie play Simon Says with Roger Davis.