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Title: Episode #0069
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 29, 2005, 11:01:13 PM
 :o  >:(
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: proudhug on September 29, 2005, 11:08:13 PM
WHAT?!?  Burke gave YOU his silver filigreed pen??  He promised that I could have it when he was done with it!
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: ClaudeNorth on September 29, 2005, 11:15:31 PM
Joe is shocked to learn that Carolyn, unhappy with her new bangs, intends to take out her anger on the entire population of Collinsport.
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 29, 2005, 11:31:17 PM
Quote from: proudhug on September 29, 2005, 11:08:13 PM
WHAT?!?  Burke gave YOU his silver filigreed pen??  He promised that I could have it when he was done with it!

 [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: Professor1985 on September 30, 2005, 01:33:04 AM
CAROLYN: Joe, I've heard David called you Eddie Haskell accidently!
JOE: No, not the dude from LEAVE IT TO BEAVER!
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: BuzzH on September 30, 2005, 04:29:52 PM
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Carolyn announces to Joe that she will no longer "put out" until he puts a ring on her finger!
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 01, 2005, 09:37:47 AM
Joe:  "Carolyn, your head is huge!   You could be a Thaksgiving Day parade float!"

Carolyn:   "Aw, you're just saying that!"
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: Jackie on October 02, 2005, 01:10:35 AM
Joe: "Carolyn, I can't believe you haven't washed your hair since this morning!"
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on October 02, 2005, 01:50:27 AM
Joe couldn't believe his ears when Carolyn told him about Dr. Woodard and a hicky, then about Burke and a hicky, then about Matthew and a hicky...then about sheriff Patterson and a hicky...then about the eagle hill cemetary care taker and a hicky...
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on October 07, 2005, 10:46:47 PM
"Oh, come on, Carolyn!  All I said is that you should try wearing your hair like Sandra Dee in 'Tammy and the Doctor.'"
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on October 08, 2005, 07:38:05 PM
Joe: No Carolyn! a man's tighty whities are personal and private, for you to ask me if you can borrow a pair is out of the question! NO! and that's my final answer.
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 09, 2005, 01:45:44 PM
Joe:   "I was just kidding.   I'll back up a semi to your window, and fill your bedroom with my heavenly underpants!"

Carolyn:   "Who are you, again?"
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 30, 2015, 02:06:02 AM
Joe: "Don't get bent out of shape. My first ad in the Boston Phoenix didn't get any responses either."
Title: Re: Episode #0069
Post by: McTrooper on January 21, 2023, 06:51:40 PM
Carolyn:  I really miss my tonsils * crying * .

Joe:  You what?  Look it’s not like you lost an arm.