DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1795/1796 => Topic started by: Jackie on September 21, 2005, 06:21:23 AM
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B: (thinking) Oh god, I think I'm gonna hurl! That's the last time I let Ben talk me into a bender at The Eagle!
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Barnabas swore never to enter a mutton eating contest with Josette again!
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Barnabas always said he wanted to have a kid, but Angelique took him too literally.
Luckily Barnabas still managed to find a proper maternity clothes.
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Barnabas, concerned over that spreading 30-something labanza of his, attempts to execute some of the Pilates movements that the Countess DuPre uses to maintain that willowy figure of hers.
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Barnabas (mutters to himself) "Oh, dear lord! When am I going to beat this impulse ... besides, mother's clothes make me look huge!".
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Barnabas: Doesn't Angelique know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, not out of his arse?!
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B: Ever since the other night with Nathan, I've been stuck this way. O the horror the horror!
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"I've got to see that movie How To Murder Your Wife, 'cause I don't think I did it right!"
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Barnabas: I can't wait till they invent indoor plumbing.
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:-[ Barnabas: Now I know how all my victims feel after I bite them. I feel so weak! The lilght hurts my eyes!
Alondra