DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1795/1796 => Topic started by: Jackie on September 21, 2005, 07:17:46 AM
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Bored and too sick to get out of bed, Barnabas practices his yodeling.
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Barnabas: "Oh, God! Why didn't I switch to Palmolive?"
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What the Colonials used before tissues... [hall_embarrassed]
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BC: "I must remember to bring moist towelettes, next time I dine out, down at the Collinsport docks! Instead of just letting it congeal and clot all over my face! Someone may eventually suspect something!"
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Ghost of Josette: As a result of you ending my life way too early all those years ago, it is my command you marry and be intimate with Hoffman every nite for 5 years.. I will be watching!!
Barnabas: ohhhhh no. OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Barnabas: AHHHHHH!!!!! I'm blind!!!! Countess, why did you have to take your clothes off?! WHY?!!!
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Barnabas: I can't take it anymore! I don't want to get out of bed and find a new job!