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Title: Episode #0575
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 06, 2005, 07:27:18 PM
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Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Gothick on September 06, 2005, 08:00:58 PM
ANGELIQUE: (voiceover) At this moment, dear Nicholas has no idea that I just pinned a "KICK ME" sign on the seat of his trousers...
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: BuzzH on September 06, 2005, 08:26:09 PM
N: Why, my dear, I never realized what a nice tush you have!
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: McTrooper on December 17, 2005, 10:03:21 PM
It was then that Nicholas saw the phrase "Made You Look" printed on Angelique's skirt. 
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 17, 2005, 11:25:22 PM
Angelique: Yes Nicholas, you're legs are very nice... but I do think that underpants and trousers would look even better... these senior moments are getting closer together every day arn't they darling.
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Professor1985 on December 18, 2005, 12:27:21 AM
NICHOLAS: Angelique, I'm not Dolemite and you're not Foxy Brown either.
ANGELIQUE: I know that Nicky boy!

*DOLEMITE and FOXY BROWN wouldn't be released until the mid 1970s.
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on December 18, 2005, 03:27:11 PM
All things being considered, Angelique prefers the stolid, (albeit ubiquitous), gentleman with the distinctive handlebar mustache in the portrait on the wall, to the garrulous, preening narcissist with the pencil-thin, Cesar Romero-like mustache standing right behind her.  
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: BuzzH on December 19, 2005, 02:57:48 PM
N: Now Angelique, I *know* you've stolen my gloves you little minx!
A: Whatever do you mean Nicholas?
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 20, 2005, 12:27:43 AM
Blair:  "Yes, you'll be the belle of the ball, Angelique, in your assless chaps, from Harley-Davidson!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: McTrooper on December 20, 2005, 03:00:49 PM
 Nicholas:  How will you deliver the sleeping gas?

Angelique:  Your looking at the delivery mechanism right now. 
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: BuzzH on December 20, 2005, 04:54:49 PM
Quote from: McTrooper on December 20, 2005, 03:00:49 PM
Nicholas:  How will you deliver the sleeping gas?

Angelique:  Your looking at the delivery mechanism right now. 

Literal LOL!   [laughing4] [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: CallieWL on November 12, 2006, 05:57:34 PM
LP thinking to the audience:  Am I not the luckiest actress on tv?  I've got the most gorgeous, sexy man on the set admiring my behind.  Just think of the possibilities!
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 12, 2006, 06:53:22 PM
Nicholas: My dear, you are a much finer piece of meat than you were as Cassandra.

Angelique: Yeah, it's amazing how much an ugly black wig can limit a woman's sex appeal!
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Para L. Time on November 13, 2006, 03:11:39 PM
Nicholas: You realize, don't you, that your dress is open in the back... and that you have no panties on?

Angelique: Of course!
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: BuzzH on November 13, 2006, 04:10:44 PM
N: When you say to 'stick it where the sun don't shine' my dear, do you mean...(looks down)
A: Now you're catching on!
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Lydia on November 14, 2006, 08:50:53 AM
Angelique:  Welcome to our humble abode, Master.  Please make yourself at home.  Can I take your pitchfork?
Nicholas:  Take a seat - this chair near the fire should suit you.  I've got a rather nice vintage blood for you, just in, from a newly christened infant.
Title: Re: Episode #0575
Post by: Uncle Roger on January 12, 2016, 02:50:54 PM
Hell isn't the only thing being raised.