DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 05, 2005, 05:06:16 PM
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DAVE: Why are you drunk Julia?
JULIA: I've found out that Barnabas Collins is, but first I've got to drink some sherry with him.
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julia:"i'm tired of my dreary quarters at wyndcliff dave...i like it here.it's big,it's luxurious,it has that maid mrs.so-and-so to clean up after me.i'm not sure just how dave,but mark my words,i'll figure out some way to stay here...PERMANENTLY!"
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Dave Woodard had grown accustomed to Julia Hoffman's evasive answers, but he was in no way prepared for her new tactic of responding to his questions by singing selections from SUBWAYS ARE FOR SLEEPING.
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Dave: So what did the ghost say?
Julia: Aahhh!
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[band]
[banana]
J: I could have danced all night! I could have danced all night! And still have begged for more!
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Julia: And... Z.
Dave: Sigh, another bet I lost to Julia, so who cares if she can burp the entire alphabet...
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DW: "As I suspected, your plan all along was to filch off of the Collinses... but Julia, just standing there with your mouth open waiting for Mrs. Johnson to feed you is... pathetic! There, I've said it!"
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Julia: "I don't know how else to explain it- I've suddenly gained a big interest in the restoration of old houses. In fact, there's one on the estate that's being done by the most fascinating man...."
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Julia: O'er the land of the free! and the home of the brave!
Dave: Julia, must you constantly sing the Star Spangled Banner every time we begin a conversation?
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LOL Ghost.
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Julia: Ahhh, finally I can stand up! My butt was falling asleep in that chair, but I had no choice but to sit there politely and listen to Roger drone on and on about his Collins ancestors!
Alondra
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Dave: "Don't quit your day job. "