DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 03, 2005, 05:48:36 PM
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Same told Vicky about the time he was so drunk that he painted a copy of "American Gothic" on a dog.
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In one of his more revealing moments Sam tells Vickie of the time he polished all the guards fingernails in the Collinsport drunk tank.
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Sam: Vickie, that usually doesn't happen to me. Julia says if I go forward through time with her, she can write me a prescription for Cialis or Viagra.
Vickie: I don't understand...
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Sam: "I just can't get over what a dead ringer you are for Betty Hanscomb! Did I tell you about the nudes she did for me?"
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V: "Perhaps you'd prefer to see something in a wingtip?"
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Sam got smashed enough to tell Vicky about the time painted goats on all of Colinsport's school bus.