DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1897 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2005, 05:29:41 PM
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Fearful of how he might react, Magda couldn't bring herself to tell Edward that at least a dozen gnats had become stuck to his moustache wax.
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Kiss me, you fool!!
Patti
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Magda began to feel woozy while inhaling Edwards Brandy soaked breath!
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Edward: I'm going to kiss you long and hard like a woman should be kissed. . .not sloppy and slow like that husband you have...
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Edward: You know Magda, If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
Magda: Oh Edward!
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Kiss me, you fool!!
The same thing went through my mind. ;)
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Kiss me, you fool!!
The same thing went through my mind. ;)
ME THREE!!! lol ;)
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[I'll try to think of something different.]
Edward: Oh darling, I just want to . . . what's that on your forehead, my dear, an eyelash? >:D
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Edward: I've always wondered what was lurking beneath that gaudy getup you wear...
Magda: Oh, you impossible...BEAST. {purr, grrrowl}
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Edward: Well Madam, I have always wondered what it was Quentin saw in you gypsies now I believe I will find out for myself...
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M: But you don't understand, Meester-r Collins... To sur-r-rvive in thees close-minded Veeetor-r-rian society weeth you gadjos, my spouse and me had to change ar-round our names. So *I* am the R-R-REAL Sandor-r-r-r----
E: COOL!
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Magda (thinking): Good- the love potion is working. Soon, this idiot's gonna hand me the keys to his safe deposit box. Wonder if Sandor's getting anywhere with Judith....
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Edward: Magda, please do me the favor of allowing me to play with your hair?
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Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Edward reveals to Magda that he REALLY wants to wear her gypsy dress.
M: (thinking) I KNEW der was someteenk wrrrrong with Meester Edward! >:D
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Angel Drawers: "Yes, examining gypsies for nasal polyps is my greatest joy in life. What of it? I'm rich, I get to do any damn weirdass thing I like. So there!"