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Title: Episode #0788
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2005, 05:29:41 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
Fearful of how he might react, Magda couldn't bring herself to tell Edward that at least a dozen gnats had become stuck to his moustache wax.
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Patti Feinberg on July 02, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Kiss me, you fool!!

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 04, 2005, 03:42:30 AM
Magda began to feel woozy while inhaling Edwards Brandy soaked breath!
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Julia99 on July 04, 2005, 05:11:05 AM
Edward:   I'm going to kiss you long and hard like a woman should be kissed. . .not sloppy and slow like that husband you have...
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: McTrooper on July 05, 2005, 03:40:39 AM
Edward: You know Magda, If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Magda: Oh Edward!
= = =
Pickup line brought to you by the letter "G" for Google. ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Ian on July 05, 2005, 01:51:17 PM
Kiss me, you fool!!

The same thing went through my mind. ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Jackie on July 08, 2005, 08:08:44 AM
Kiss me, you fool!!
The same thing went through my mind. ;)

ME THREE!!!  lol ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Jackie on July 08, 2005, 08:11:04 AM
[I'll try to think of something different.]

Edward: Oh darling, I just want to . . . what's that on your forehead, my dear, an eyelash?   >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Heather on July 08, 2005, 09:10:40 AM
Edward: I've always wondered what was lurking beneath that gaudy getup you wear...

Magda: Oh, you impossible...BEAST. {purr, grrrowl}
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 09, 2005, 04:14:25 AM
Edward: Well Madam, I have always wondered what it was Quentin saw in you gypsies now I believe I will find out for myself...
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: D_Friedlander on July 10, 2005, 08:10:13 PM
M:  But you don't understand, Meester-r Collins... To sur-r-rvive in thees close-minded Veeetor-r-rian society weeth you gadjos, my spouse and me had to change ar-round our names.  So *I* am the R-R-REAL Sandor-r-r-r----

E: COOL!
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 21, 2006, 07:57:29 PM
Magda (thinking): Good- the love potion is working.  Soon, this idiot's gonna hand me the keys to his safe deposit box.  Wonder if Sandor's getting anywhere with Judith....
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on September 01, 2006, 02:20:19 AM
Edward: Magda, please do me the favor of allowing me to play with your hair?
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: BuzzH on September 01, 2006, 03:41:33 AM
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Edward reveals to Magda that he REALLY wants to wear her gypsy dress.

M: (thinking) I KNEW der was someteenk wrrrrong with Meester Edward!   >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0788
Post by: MagnusTrask on September 18, 2006, 06:30:30 AM
Angel Drawers: "Yes, examining gypsies for nasal polyps is my greatest joy in life.  What of it?    I'm rich, I get to do any damn weirdass thing I like.  So there!"