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Title: Episode #0306
Post by: Jackie on May 18, 2005, 07:13:59 AM
 [vampy]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: McTrooper on May 18, 2005, 06:47:06 PM
Barnabas:  Julia I'm thinking of using an umbrella instead of a cane.  And maybe we could hide tranquilizers in it.  Or maybe sleeping gas.  I bet that's never been done before. 
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: PennyDreadful on May 18, 2005, 08:34:31 PM

 LOL McTrooper!  Waugh Waugh Waugh!
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: ClaudeNorth on May 23, 2005, 06:19:41 AM
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Julia prays that in her next life, she comes back as Barnabas' cane."
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: McTrooper on June 03, 2005, 01:52:33 PM
Julia observed that Barabas would sometimes sleepwalk and pretend he was leading a parade.  It was very strange considering he most likely never saw a modern-day parade. 
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: CyrusL on June 03, 2005, 10:34:09 PM
Barnabas:Julia, I don't like this Norvile, ssssShaggy or whatever hisss name is sssssnooping around here. Nor that big dog of hisss. I will... eliminate them.

Julia:(sighs) Okay, I'll get some hypodermics ready.

 [a345]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: BuzzH on July 21, 2005, 08:08:31 PM
With the storm raging outside, Barnabas considers doing his rendition of "Singin' in the Rain". 
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 22, 2005, 06:24:28 AM
Barnabas, thinking to himself:  So far this cane has only beaten Willie... but I'm thinking of expanding my repertoire to include a certain doctor... humm I hope it can stand the strain.
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Lydia on October 23, 2006, 12:25:02 AM
Barnabas:  There is ancient wisdom in this cane:
   If the wolf grins,
   You'll have aching shins.
   If the wolf bites,
   You'll have feverish nights.
   If the wolf scowls,
   You'll have runny bowels.
Julia:  Word of advice, Barnabas:  ditch the wolf.
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!" [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Lydia on October 23, 2006, 05:24:17 AM
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!" [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand]

...giggling...
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: CastleBee on October 23, 2006, 06:01:59 PM
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!"
[laughing4]
I was going to give this one a shot but, I certainly can't come close to that! Great one MT!
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Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: BuzzH on October 23, 2006, 07:02:03 PM
Quote from: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."

OMG!!!  That's brilliant!!!   [laughing4] [stfl]

LOL Magnus, you're was funny too!   [laughing7]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: CallieWL on October 24, 2006, 01:11:00 AM
Quote from: BuzzH on October 23, 2006, 07:02:03 PM
Quote from: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."

OMG!!!  That's brilliant!!!   [laughing4] [stfl]

LOL Magnus, you're was funny too!   [laughing7]

Thanks, Buzz!  (I got a laugh out of all these!  You folks are so clever.)
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Jackie on October 24, 2006, 06:14:48 PM
Quote from: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."

                                  [laughing4] [lol2] [laughing6]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 02, 2012, 04:49:35 PM
Barnabas: "If only my cane had the same hidden sword as John Steed's umbrella, there would be no Burke Devlin."
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 24, 2012, 07:16:43 PM
 [laughing4]  Though maybe we should be thankful for small favors because who knows how many more people Barnabas might have killed if his cane was so equipped?  [ghost_wink]  [ghost_rolleyes]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 24, 2012, 07:44:25 PM
Sad but true! [ghost_grin] [ghost_smiley]
Title: Re: Episode #0306
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 05, 2012, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on September 24, 2012, 07:16:43 PM
[laughing4]  Though maybe we should be thankful for small favors because who knows how many more people Barnabas might have killed if his cane was so equipped?  [ghost_wink]  [ghost_rolleyes]

(To rid the world of Burke Two, I'd be willing to take that risk...!)