DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 29, 2005, 08:51:59 AM
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"Personally, Vicki, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it."
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dr. hoffman:"well vicki...um...i would have thought that they would have explained this to you girls at the foundling home but...um...sometimes it's a girl's "special time"...and see,well it has "wings"...and it's extremely absorbant...and um..."
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[grim]
J: Now you see Vickie, when you make fajita's, the shell is the most important thing!
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Vickie: Julia, I found this in the foyer, and it looked very OLD so I thought you would know more about it than me...
Julia: I do remember having one like it when I was a child....... HEY! WHO YOU CALLIN OLD!
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Vicki: Is the drawing room really the best place to teach me how to throw pizza dough?
(Inspired by Buzz's food-themed caption.)
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J: Not only do I have the floral "Goodnight Face Mask" from Mary Kay, but I also have one from Avon. And, if you act right now and purchase both, I'll throw in Collinsport's most famous Afghan as your free gift!
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J: See, we put the marijuana in here, roll it up and voila! We have a Kong-sized blunt!
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Vicki: "What is it?"
Julia: "I don't know, I found it in the driveway out front. By the way, have you seen the cat lately?"
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Julia: We have the patients at Windcliff learn crafts as therapy. We suggest afghan-making, but Barnabas really took to sewing.
Vicky: Yes, I've seen the frilly aprons he's been making. And now this cap....Willie will look adorable in it!
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JH: "Look for the center of the tortilla... you're getting very relaxed...."
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J: Well...ahem...it's a rather LARGE diaphram Vickie. Shouldn't you get a second opinion from ANOTHER gynochologist?
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Julia: "Vicki, dear, I would suggest that you put this back in Roger's drawer before he notices that it's missing."