DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 29, 2005, 08:40:49 AM
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[angel7]
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Joe: Maggie, how are you and Sam gonna pay for your mental illness treatment bills? These bills aren't covered on your Blue Cross/Blue Shield health care coverage.
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Joe: Go Fish.
Maggie: Ha ha, your funny Joe. We're playing Old Maid.
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Joe: Damn, another lousy hand. I should've known not to play strip poker with you, Maggie. Oh well, there goes my shirt...
Maggie: {evil giggle}
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Joe: "Maggie, when I said I wanted to take our relationship to the next level, playing cards was not what I was talking about..."
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KLS: Now Joel, don't look so stunned. This gal at the Playboy club said Hefner gives out dozens of these card decks as souvenirs to visitors at his mansion.
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Joe: Man killed my 5/13 Killer Cow with a +30 Lava Burst! Isn't that overkill?
Maggie: "Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!"
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Maggie: I won!
Joe: Heck no!
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KLS: Joel! Look at all the money I made at the last Dark Shadows Festival selling books! >:D
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Joe: How come I always lose when you deal?
Maggie: For the same reason I always win when you deal.
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Maggie: Draw four!
Joe: Damn! Just when I was down to one card too....Uno sucks!
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Maggie: Look at all the money we made from selling just one of Pop's paintings on ebay!
Alondra
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Joe: What's so funny Maggie?
Maggie: I'm remembering the night I beat the pants off you! lets do it again.