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Title: Episode #0673
Post by: Heather on April 26, 2005, 07:36:49 AM

 [smirk] [shyy]

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: PennyDreadful on April 26, 2005, 06:12:11 PM

Chris: My God Barnabas!!  You were right!  Julia is turning into a Smurf!

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Sandor on April 27, 2005, 01:38:30 AM

JULIA: And just where have you two carousers been all evening?

CHRIS: The Blue Whale had a Karaoke contest tonight - Barnabas won second prize for his Neil Diamond medley.

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: McTrooper on April 27, 2005, 05:46:39 AM

Barnabas: Chris if you do that stupid Jimmy Stewart impression one more time I'm going to turn you into blood pudding.  

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 29, 2005, 04:55:05 AM

Chris:  "Why, oh why, is Barnabas never here to help me?!    That callous lazy bastard!    There's never a vampire around when you need one!    He's standing right behind me, isn't he?!"

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: ClaudeNorth on May 18, 2005, 01:44:15 AM

Chris:  "Your birthday?  If I had known, Dr. Hoffman, I would have brought you a present."

Barnabas:  "No need to worry, Chris, because...you are Dr. Hoffman's present!"

(CUE MUSIC.  FADE TO COMMERCIAL.)

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Heather on May 18, 2005, 06:00:51 AM

Quote from: ClaudeNorth on May 18, 2005, 01:44:15 AM

Chris:  "Your birthday?  If I had known, Dr. Hoffman, I would have brought you a present."

Barnabas:  "No need to worry, Chris, because...you are Dr. Hoffman's present!"

LOL  Excellent...  ;)    :-* ;D

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 09, 2006, 03:53:48 AM

Chris: Oh gosh! Barnabas you were right! Dr. Hoffman is a WOMAN!

Barnabas: Chris, did you need to say it to her face? really man you could use a little tact!

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 12, 2006, 04:02:33 AM

Yes, Dark Shadows fans, from Ang Lee, the renowned director of the historic and groundbreaking "Brokeback Mountain," comes his much-anticipated "Down East" pre-quel, entitled, "Brokeback Widows' Hill"!

Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Connie on February 12, 2006, 10:21:53 AM

Julia:  "Don't you notice anything DIFFerent about me, Chris?"

Barnabas (whispering):  "It's her new Cross-Your-Heart bra.  It lifts and separates so you're suddenly shaplier, or some such thing.  Acknowledge her already or we'll be stuck here all evening."