DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 23, 2005, 06:52:28 AM
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Barnabas: No, Julia, I must go. It is a matter of life and death. The flowers must be watered.
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B: Well, um, let's see...what did you call that...thing you did Doctor?
J: A lap dance, did you like it!? [91a2]
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Barnabas: I will agree to it Julia, if you promise to absolutely massage only my back...is that understood?
Julia: You have my word as a respected doctor of the medical community.
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Julia: I just know I heard something!
Barnabas: It was your imagination - nobody's trying to break in. Now come on back to bed.
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Barnabas: What you are smelling Julia is my new perfume Erl De Skunk.
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B: For the last time Julia! There isn't enough room for two in there, and there is no such thing as a double wide coffin!
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Barnabas: I understand you must take my pulse doctor, although I doubt my masculine tushy has one... or am I mistaken?
Julia: I love the way you say tushy... but I believe you are mistaken, it just takes a little longer finding it that's all. (places hand firmly)
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JH: "Don't worry Barnabas, I have your back!"
BC: "My back is higher up..."
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Barnabas: Frankly, Julia, I don't give a damn!
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"No, Julia, I do not think that I look like Thurston Howell III in this stylish robe. On the contrary, I think that I look infinitely more like Basil Rathbone in 'The Hound of the Baskervilles.'" ^-^
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"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
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J: No, I'm not examining your spine, Barnabas, I just wanted to find the label that would tell me where to get a smashing robe like yours--- A Doctor shouldn't settle for an Ohrbach's clearance rack special!
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"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
LOL Dom!
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Barnabas: You want to give me the injection WHERE, Doctor?
Alondra
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Barnabas: "You want me to lie down, put my feet in those stirrups so you can examine what!?!?