DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 23, 2005, 06:52:28 AM

Title: Episode #0302
Post by: Jackie on April 23, 2005, 06:52:28 AM
 [poke2]
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: McTrooper on April 23, 2005, 05:10:43 PM
Barnabas:  No, Julia, I must go. It is a matter of life and death. The flowers must be watered.
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: BuzzH on July 22, 2005, 08:42:28 PM
B: Well, um, let's see...what did you call that...thing you did Doctor?
J: A lap dance, did you like it!? [91a2]
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Barnabas: I will agree to it Julia, if you promise to absolutely massage only my back...is that understood?

Julia: You have my word as a respected doctor of the medical community.
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: Lydia on December 18, 2006, 06:58:16 AM
Julia:  I just know I heard something!
Barnabas:  It was your imagination - nobody's trying to break in.  Now come on back to bed.
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: McTrooper on December 18, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
Barnabas: What you are smelling Julia is my new perfume Erl De Skunk. 
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: arashi on December 18, 2006, 07:23:42 AM
B: For the last time Julia! There isn't enough room for two in there, and there is no such thing as a double wide coffin!
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 31, 2006, 11:10:44 PM
Barnabas: I understand you must take my pulse doctor, although I doubt my masculine tushy has one... or am I mistaken?

Julia: I love the way you say tushy... but I believe you are mistaken, it just takes a little longer finding it that's all. (places hand firmly)
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 01, 2007, 05:11:24 AM
JH: "Don't worry Barnabas, I have your back!"
BC: "My back is higher up..."
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: Brandon Collins on January 02, 2007, 04:58:24 PM
Barnabas: Frankly, Julia, I don't give a damn!
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 03, 2007, 12:21:24 AM
"No, Julia, I do not think that I look like Thurston Howell III in this stylish robe.  On the contrary, I think that I look infinitely more like Basil Rathbone in 'The Hound of the Baskervilles.'"   ^-^
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: dom on January 04, 2007, 04:01:14 PM
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: D_Friedlander on January 05, 2007, 03:29:49 AM
J: No, I'm not examining your spine, Barnabas, I just wanted to find the label that would tell me where to get a smashing robe like yours--- A Doctor shouldn't settle for an Ohrbach's clearance rack special!
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: BuzzH on January 05, 2007, 03:35:18 AM
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."

LOL Dom!
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: Alondra on February 01, 2007, 09:42:08 PM
Barnabas: You want to give me the injection WHERE, Doctor?

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0302
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 27, 2013, 11:05:22 PM
Barnabas: "You want me to lie down, put my feet in those stirrups so you can examine what!?!?