DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost => Topic started by: Heather on April 17, 2005, 09:02:01 AM
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Julia: Darling, do you know how much you owe me for back child support?
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Julia: Do you know what this is I'm holding, Barnabas? It's a chastity belt ... for men! Would you like to try it on??? :o
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Julia: So when you turn into a bat your wings flap like this * shakes stethoscope *
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Julia: "Barnabas, I can't believe that after all this time, you still don't trust my abilities as a doctor. Now open wide so I can take your temperature."
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" I hate to bring this up but it is customary to pay your physician for services rendered. I'll send you the bill."
(I always wondered if Julia ever charged anyone for her care. No wonder why she wore the same yucky suits)
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Julia: But Barnabas, what's wrong with my outfit? Everyone wears curtains in the 70's.
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Julia: But Barnabas, how can you be a vampire and a vegetarian?
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J: A cozy cottage... A warm glow in the fireplace... We're all alone at last... And all YOU want to see is what's in my medical bag!
B: But, Doctor, just how often DO you check the expiration dates on all those sedatives you tote around?
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Barnabas, you take that back or so help me I'll shove this stethoscope where the sun don't shine! >:(
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Barnabas: Charges? why are you chaging me? you don't even have over head.
Julia: Over head? I have over head, you're my over head! and on my back! on my mind! under foot! in the way!.... in my bed!.... oops.
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I have to comment on this scene since I just watched this ep recently. Don't you just LOVE how they made themselves at home at Chris's by making coffee? ;)
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I have to comment on this scene since I just watched this ep recently. Don't you just LOVE how they made themselves at home at Chris's by making coffee? ;)
Well Chris' cottage is on the Collins estate, and of coures Barnabas is a Collins so he must assume he can enter any house or cottage which is on said estate and make himself at home. :) can't beat that Collins Logic.
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JH: Barnabas, if you don't get your hand off my knee RIGHT NOW I'll stick this stethoscope where the sun doesn't shine. You know perfectly well that I've vowed eternal devotion to the memory of Tom Jennings.
BC: But why would you stick the stethoscope in a coffin?
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JH: Barnabas, if you don't get your hand off my knee RIGHT NOW I'll stick this stethoscope where the sun doesn't shine. You know perfectly well that I've vowed eternal devotion to the memory of Tom Jennings.
BC: But why would you stick the stethoscope in a coffin?
ROFLMAO!
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Julia:I don't or care what a physical was like for the US Navy in 1790, I need you to drop your trousers, turn your head and cough. ::)
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JULIA: I hint about wanting a romantic night out at The Collinsport Inn for my birthday, and instead, you get me a lousy stethoscope?!
BARNABAS: Well, now that I've seen you in your sexy mod nightgown, Julia, your first idea holds new promise.
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B: Julia, why do you want to check my heart?
J: Look Mister. You're two hundred years old and if we're finally going to do this and do it right, I want to make sure YOU can keep up...uh, your heart can keep up.
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JH: "Now, this thing is for examining feet, right?"
BC: "Julia, your medical expertise leaves me awestruck. Despite your many offers to play doctor, I am now convinced that you are the genuine article! Do me!"