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Title: Episode #0678
Post by: Heather on April 11, 2005, 09:36:58 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: CyrusL on April 11, 2005, 05:43:38 PM
David: (trying to speak in a more adult voice): Hello Mutual of Omaha, my name is Roger Collins and I want a big accidental death policy, and can I meet Marlin Perkins and go on safari with Jim if I open one for $1,000,000.00?
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: dvlvan26 on April 12, 2005, 05:32:39 PM
David: Hello, is this the Real Victoria Winters? Hi,Vicki. I am glad that you left this household and living back in NYC as a go-go club dancer.
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Patti Feinberg on April 13, 2005, 12:56:04 AM
I'd like a large pie, hold the anchovies.

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Countess on April 13, 2005, 05:51:20 AM
Hello?  Psychic Friends Network?  If you're so 'psychic', how come I'm calling YOU instead of you calling ME?!

Countess
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Jackie on April 13, 2005, 05:26:32 PM
Hello?  I'd like to order an extra large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese and charge it to my account.  Who am I? Huh, Roger Collins.
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: arashi on April 17, 2005, 05:20:25 AM
David: No Quentin! I do not have Prince Albert in a can!
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Connie on April 17, 2005, 08:21:00 AM
ROTFL !  [lghy]
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Heather on April 17, 2005, 08:43:20 AM
LOL, arashi...  :D
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: BuzzH on August 11, 2005, 02:54:04 PM
David demonstrates how the first Kareoke machines worked.
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: McTrooper on August 11, 2005, 09:52:58 PM
They knew David cracked when they saw him talking into the candlestick holder and holding a flashlight to his ear. 
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: Professor1985 on August 12, 2005, 06:16:21 PM
DAVID: Quentin, pick up the darn phone!
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: CallieWL on November 24, 2006, 06:16:43 PM
"You want me to upgrade my long distance telephone service to MCI?  Would that cover calls from beyond the grave?"
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 24, 2006, 06:34:10 PM
David: Hello, is this the Blue Whale? I want Amanda Hugandkiss...

(I know I've used this one before, but it's just too funny to use only once...) [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 24, 2006, 06:38:56 PM
Or better yet:

David: Hello, Bob, at the Blue Whale?? Well I'll tell you what I want: Ivana Trinkle.....
Title: Re: Episode #0678
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 25, 2006, 09:20:53 PM
David: Hello, k-ursd radio?  I'm a long time listener, first time caller, I'd like to request a song please... yeah, I'd like to hear a nice funeral dirge, I'm feeling a little down tonight.