DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost => Topic started by: Heather on April 11, 2005, 09:23:43 AM
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JULIA: Ahhh, Dewar's, breakfast of champions....
BARNABAS: (sighs) From Days of Wine and Roses to Mornings of Whiskey and Atropine!
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Julia: The WrongCo pitchman demonstrated this on TV... You put your victim's blood-stained shirt in here, shake it around, and
voila!--- Oh, darn...
Barn: $19.95 down the outhouse pit!
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J: Me? Drinking this early? Oh noooo, no, no, no. I was just admiring the crystal decanter!
B: My dear I think you need a 12 step program!
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Barnabas: Julia I really don't care how amazing Tide Coldwater is.
Julia: But, Barnabas it might be able to get out those nasty bloodstains.
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Julia: its a game... everytime I say you're name we take a swig... ok Barnabas lets begin.
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Barnabas catches Julia in the time-honored physician's practice of "self-medication." ::)
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Julia: But Barnabas, you don't understand. I just opened the bathroom door and there was Willie parading in my lime green suit!
Barnabas: Oh, I see. Do you have another glass?
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Julia: But Barnabas, you don't understand. I just opened the bathroom door and there was Willie parading in my lime green suit!
Barnabas: Oh, I see. Do you have another glass?
Charles, dude, you're on FIRE today, LOL! ;)
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JULIA: Ahhh, Dewar's, breakfast of champions....
BARNABAS: (sighs) From Days of Wine and Roses to Mornings of Whiskey and Atropine!
Sandor... You've taken me aback. I don't know why it cropped up here, but atropine caused a massive debilitating eye condition of mine, 22 years ago...
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Julia: Watch this, I can pour us a drink with my eyes closed and not spill a drop.
Barnabas: My goodness, the modern woman has come so far.
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B: Don't be ridiculous, Julia. You need a tissue, not a crystal decanter to catch a sneeze.
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B: Don't be ridiculous, Julia. You need a tissue, not a crystal decanter to catch a sneeze.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Barnabas: Julia, I’m not worried about you hitting the bottle, but I’m concerned that it’s my chewing tobacco spit bottle.
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Julia: "This Kickapoo Joy Juice is everything Mammy Yokum said it was."