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Title: Episode #0299
Post by: Jackie on April 06, 2005, 04:07:23 PM
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Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: dvlvan26 on April 06, 2005, 04:32:23 PM
Barnabas: Julia, have you seen my motorcycle? I thought I parked it near our love tree in this yard.
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 06, 2005, 05:48:52 PM
Barnabas: So people actually pay you to listen as they talk about anything while lying on a couch?  I have been in that coffin too long!
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: McTrooper on July 27, 2005, 09:51:40 PM
Barnabas:  Julia, would you stop whistling the theme song.
Barnabas was sick of Julia's cat-calls.
Julia:  Suey!  Come here piggy.
Barnabas:  See if I ever let you have a pet pig. 
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 28, 2005, 03:51:32 AM
Julia prepared herself for the loving affectionate kiss that Barnabas would give to her....  if he ever turned around that is....
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: BuzzH on August 11, 2005, 02:33:44 PM
Having recently viewed a football game w/Roger, Barnabas now realized what Julia's hair looked like!
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 16, 2006, 01:47:19 AM
Julia: Barnabas.....Did you know that a wife can't testify against her husband?  did you know that  (humming wedding march)

Barnabas, thinking: What does that have to do with anything!?
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 16, 2006, 04:09:18 AM
JH:  "Life is so much fuller for me, now that my head has been grafted onto your right arm, Barnabas!   I feel so much closer to you!"

BC:  "You're who, again?   Have we met, madame?   Josette!!!!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 30, 2006, 01:29:05 AM
Barnabas: There it is again, a whistling sound... do you hear it too Julia?

Julia denies hearing the strange whistle, all the while being the one making the wolf whistle every time Barnabas walked past.
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 12, 2006, 05:35:31 AM
Barnabas Collins, a very proper and reserved gentleman of the 18th Century, is left absolutely dumbfounded after Dr. Hoffman casually tells him of her work as a young research assistant on The Kinsey Report  for Dr. Alfred Kinsey!   :o 
Title: Re: Episode #0299
Post by: McTrooper on February 14, 2006, 05:38:26 AM
When Barnabas said 'Kiss my butt Doctor!' he never thought she'd pucker up.