DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 04, 2005, 08:50:04 PM
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Julia: "Here is the church, and here is the steeple..."
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Julia: {fingering her medallion} Now, with the flip of a switch...Ta-Da: the perfect storage compartment for a lady's...pills. Never leave home without it!
Maggie: Oooo.... sold!
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Victoria: "I can't look! It's such a hideous shade of green! I simply can't look!"
Julia: "Hey! Do you want help from a fake historian and unethical medical researcher, or not?!"
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Vicki: Thanks for explaining 'the facts of life' to me and Maggie, Miss Hoffman. For once I understand something, and I don't want to!!
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Maggie: Pssssssssst, Vicki, look at those feet, they are huge, she could start her own vineyard.
Vicki: I heard in college she was known as kangaroo Hoffman.
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Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....
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"Vickie, all Dr. Hoffman is trying to say, is when your boyfriend starts to act like even more of a pronounced, preening narcissist than even Ricki Martin, then it's time to dump the schlump!" ::)
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MAGGIE (Talking like Homer Simpson*): Hum, mediallians!
*THE SIMPSONS didn't debut as a full series in 1989.
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maggie:"miss hoffman every time you show me that hideous piece of junk i forget things."
julia:"my heirloom medallion is not junk!and you two dimwits would forget your noses if they weren't glued to you face!"
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Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....
LOL! Good one! ;)
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Julia: For the last time Vicky, I did not kill Kermit to make this coat.
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LOL! Good one! ;)
Thanks Buzz! :D