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Title: Episode #0297
Post by: Jackie on April 04, 2005, 08:17:56 PM

 [evil6]

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: Patti Feinberg on April 04, 2005, 08:32:54 PM

"Thank God...I can see the teleprompter in her eyes!"

Patti

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 06, 2005, 04:12:48 PM

Maggie:  "Memories... light the corners of my mind..."

Barney Baby:   "Hey, gotta go!   You've been a great audience!    Try the veal!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 06, 2005, 05:51:33 PM

Maggie: I had the strangest dream last night- I dreamt I was a prisoner in the Old House in my Maidenform bra!

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: Jackie on April 11, 2005, 04:55:40 PM

Barnabas: From down here, it looks like a pimple on your chin.

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: BuzzH on August 11, 2005, 03:36:20 PM

Quote from: Patti on April 04, 2005, 08:32:54 PM

"Thank God...I can see the teleprompter in her eyes!"

[laughing4] [stfl]

B: What you talkin' 'bout Willis!

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 29, 2006, 04:05:21 AM

Barnabas: I always enjoy my visits with you Maggie... your such a good listener.

Maggie: Huh? what? did you say something.

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 29, 2006, 05:10:20 AM

Maggie: My name is.....Kitty Soames?

Barnabas: No! Your name is Josette Col... Oh I give up!

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: BuzzH on November 29, 2006, 05:07:30 PM

B: (thinking) Ah!  THERE'S that pesky fly!  I wonder if Maggie would be upset if I back-handed her to kill it.

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: CastleBee on November 29, 2006, 06:46:32 PM

Maggie: Does this dress make me look fat?

Barn (thinking): I've lived more than 200 years and there is still no good answer to that question.

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: rainingwolf on November 30, 2006, 01:24:22 AM

Quote from: CastleBee on November 29, 2006, 06:46:32 PM

Maggie: Does this dress make me look fat?

Barn (thinking): I've lived more than 200 years and there is still no good answer to that question.

ROTFL! Perfect! [clap]

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: Brandon Collins on November 30, 2006, 01:28:55 AM

Jonathan thinks "Oooo I'm gonna smack her later!" when Kathryn begins ad-libbing and throws his reading from the teleprompter makes no damn sense.

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: BuzzH on November 30, 2006, 05:25:05 AM

B: (shocked) What do you mean you're not a virgin!   :o

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 30, 2006, 11:59:55 AM

M: "I just realized... I am Josette Dupree!   Daddy, you won't believe the trouble poor Barnabas here had to go through, to try to help me understand..."
BC: "SSSSHH!  And I'll meet you out back in five minutes!  I haven't had it for centuries!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: McTrooper on November 30, 2006, 05:32:03 PM

Maggie:  My dad's a bit of a nut sometimes.  He usually paints landscapes, but now he's painting Soup Cans.  Can you imagine anyone ever buying that kind of stuff?   [hall2_wink]

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: CallieWL on December 09, 2006, 06:02:15 AM

Barnabas thinking:  How the hell did I ever think this girl could be Josette?  Look at that chin!