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Title: Episode #0296
Post by: Jackie on April 04, 2005, 07:55:34 PM

 [bootyshake]

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: ClaudeNorth on April 05, 2005, 03:28:19 AM

"Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS was directed by Ingmar Bergmann."

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: Julia99 on April 05, 2005, 09:29:10 PM

Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 05, 2005, 03:28:19 AM

"Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS was directed by Ingmar Bergmann."

oh man another good one!

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: Countess on April 06, 2005, 07:20:42 AM

Maggie:  Yes, Dr. Woodard!  I can see YOU through Julia's ear too!  What does that mean?
Julia: 'It means I'll have to prepare TWO hypos now...'

Countesss

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 06, 2005, 03:50:42 PM

Maggie:   "What's a... 'vampire', Doctor?   I've never even heard of the letters making up the word!  I've never heard of the English language, of which the word 'vampire' is a part!   What's your name again?"

Julia:  "Man, I'm good!"

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 06, 2005, 05:59:50 PM

Julia (thinking): Hmmm- that hypnosis really worked on Maggie.  Maybe I should try it on Barnabas, and then I'll be the new Josette!

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 05, 2005, 04:22:27 PM

Maggie: I don't know if she's wearing a wig, I'm not going to ask her, you ask her!

Dr.Woodard: Who me? I still don't know if her name is Julian or Julia... you ask her!

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: BuzzH on December 05, 2005, 04:42:22 PM

J: (thinking) Oh sure, she's got a pretty face, but I've got a medical degree specializing in psychiatry, hematology, reviving the dead, creating life from dead bodies....what does SHE really have to offer to Barnabas?!!

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: Professor1985 on December 05, 2005, 09:44:12 PM

JULIA (Thinking): Whould somebody colorized this episode, or I'll get Ted Turner to do it.
MAGGIE: Julia, you are thinking that this episode should be in living color?

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 09, 2005, 10:44:55 PM

Hall: (thinking) "I'm a diva!  I smoulder!  The camera loves me!  Why learn lines?  I'll just stand in front of the camera, and let the public drink in my deliciousness!   Give the public what they want!"


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Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: dvlvan26 on December 15, 2005, 09:22:26 PM

Julia is wondering over the fact that Dr. Woodard  isn't Maggie's uncle, he is her secret lover. [santa_rolleyes]

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: McTrooper on December 16, 2005, 07:53:14 PM

Julia:  I think you two are talking behind my back again.

Title: Re: Episode #0296
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 17, 2005, 01:00:25 AM

Julia day dreaming:Do you Barnabas Collins take his beautiful woman as you're one and only wife to love her forever and hold no one not even you're dead previous love before her? he answers "I do" Mrs.Barnabas Collins, sounds so good.