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Title: Episode #0287
Post by: Jackie on March 27, 2005, 10:16:05 AM

 [_Vampire_]

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 27, 2005, 11:24:37 AM

Barnabas:  "Julia, I'm impressed.  Willie has never been so docile and obedient.  That 'lobotomy' procedure of yours certainly works wonders!"

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: dom on March 27, 2005, 06:08:03 PM

"He's no Ben Stokes, Julia, but he holds his own."

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: dom on March 27, 2005, 06:14:36 PM

"They can snicker all they want. I bet Maggie will like my new look."

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Sandor on March 27, 2005, 07:11:40 PM

BARNABAS: See, Julia? I told you there'd be no harm in slipping a few Seconals into Willie's glass of Tang this morning.

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: tripwire on March 27, 2005, 07:21:36 PM

Willie: Make fun of me will they, we will see how Barnabas likes it when my stink bomb goes off at noon in his coffin...And when the good Doctor cannot find her little black bag of tricks!

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Gothick on March 28, 2005, 10:05:21 PM

Barnabas:  "Yes, Julia, Willie was most insistent he be allowed the evening off.  It is something called "Leather Night" at the Lavendar Guppy."

Julia:  "How charming!"

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: CyrusL on March 28, 2005, 11:40:28 PM

Julia (whispers) Do you think we should tell him his fly is open?
Barnabas (whispers) No, lets see what happens when Carolyn comes in, in that new slinky dress. I wonder if the horsey will leave the barn?  :-X

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Heather on March 29, 2005, 12:34:12 AM

Quote from: Gothick on March 28, 2005, 10:05:21 PM

Barnabas: "Yes, Julia, Willie was most insistent he be allowed the evening off. It is something called "Leather Night" at the Lavendar Guppy."

Julia: "How charming!"

LMAOooo... ;)

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 30, 2005, 01:59:51 PM

Julia:  "What better sign could there be, Barnabas, that my treatments are making you fully human?!     You should be very proud of yourself!"

Willie:   "And I'm the one who has to clean it up..."   

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Charles_Ellis on March 30, 2005, 07:50:50 PM

Barnabas: Willie, Dr. Hoffman and I are going upstairs to Josette's room, where I will ravish her beyond her dreams. And if you get your chores done, I'll let you watch!!

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: D_Friedlander on August 26, 2005, 04:59:03 AM

Agents Mulder and Scully couldn't believe their luck, successfully disguising themselves as the vampire Barnabas's servant and doctor, but they knew the ruse would only work as long as the episodes were in black & white.

Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Uncle Roger on October 25, 2012, 08:26:34 PM

Julia: "I've made arrangements for Willie to share a room at Windcliff with a patient who just arrived from California. His name is Tony Polar."