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Title: Episode #0287
Post by: Jackie on March 27, 2005, 09:10:42 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Julia99 on March 27, 2005, 02:20:05 PM
Willie Loomis wonder just how big the stick up the historians hindquarters is.  ..
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: dom on March 27, 2005, 04:17:11 PM
"Jackson Pollock!? Hmmm, Barnabas' taste in art in as bad as his taste in women. But, I'm not bitter."
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Heather on March 29, 2005, 12:08:35 AM
Julia envisions where the ductwork and vents will go when the new furnace is installed...
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Sandor on March 29, 2005, 04:48:23 AM
WILLIE: Geez, Dr. Hoffman, I don't know how keen Barnabas will be on your taking down Josette's portrait, and replacing it with that boudoir oil painting of you.

JULIA: Posing nude for art classes helped get me through medical school, Willie.
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Heather on March 29, 2005, 09:53:07 AM
LMAO, guys... luv the art jokes.  ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: CyrusL on March 29, 2005, 03:53:02 PM
Julia: No Willie, I've looked at from several angles, and I just don't see any real resemblence to Maggie Evans.   ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 30, 2005, 01:04:27 PM
Julia:   "No, Willie, I'm afraid that in all good conscience, I can't prescribe you any more Viagra!"
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Charles_Ellis on March 30, 2005, 06:47:06 PM
Julia: You know, if I had all those chandelier crystals, I could hypnotize all of Collinsport!
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Midnite on March 30, 2005, 06:53:54 PM
LOL

Good capping, Charles!
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Gothick on March 31, 2005, 05:07:51 PM
Willie:  Julia, I don't care WHAT you and Barnabas say, it's MY Flying Nun doll, and I'll hang her wherever I please!
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 31, 2005, 06:40:49 PM
A-ha! The truth finally comes out about how Barn got the idea to dress as the Flying Nun. It was Julia's fault!  [wink2]

Quote from: CastleBee on November 06, 2003, 08:03:32 PM
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on November 06, 2003, 05:46:50 PM
Not only will the image of Barnabas flying around Collinsport wearing Sister Bertrille's cornette have me laughing hysterically for days - but I think just picturing him wearing it in all of his scenes is probably even funnier.

Please don't smack me...I couldn't resist.
How I visualized it. . .
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: D_Friedlander on May 04, 2005, 05:32:29 AM
Grayson (thinking):  Darn it--- why do they keep putting the teleprompter in such ridiculous places when I'M in the scene?
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: BuzzH on July 22, 2005, 06:42:21 PM
J: No Willie, I said I would wait right here for Barnabas to return and I...hey, what's that?  It looks some sort of microphone!
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 24, 2005, 01:03:02 AM
Julia, thinking: I wonder how my portrait would look over that fireplace...

Willie, also thinking: I wonder what Julia's thinking? I bet my picture would good over the fireplace...
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Lydia on November 28, 2006, 05:49:56 AM
Julia:  I wonder if Josette Collins's jewels were buried with her.
Willie:  No such luck.  I asked.
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 28, 2006, 02:02:58 PM
Willie: Sam Evans painted the portrait. Barnabas is so busy a lot of the time he just didn't have the time to find a SOBER artist.

Julia: Ah, that explains it!
Title: Re: Episode #0287
Post by: Alondra on January 19, 2007, 11:50:51 PM
 :-  Julia: What's she got that I haven't got?

Willie: Well, she's younger, an' she dresses better. I mean, Julia, ya can't compare that suit ya're wearin' to Josette's sexy gown now can ya?

Alondra