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Title: Episode #0285
Post by: Jackie on March 25, 2005, 09:00:25 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: Patti Feinberg on March 25, 2005, 02:12:22 PM
Vicki: "Star Light, Star Bright, first star I see tonight"
Barn (soon you'll REALLY see stars!)

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: dvlvan26 on March 25, 2005, 04:22:56 PM
Vicki (thinking): Barnabas has slipped some kind of drug into my drink and now I can see dancing pigs on the staircase.
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 09, 2005, 01:10:31 AM
Barnabas: Thank you for that lovely dinner Vickie... what is you're secret ingredient?

Vickie: It's called saltpeter I think.
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 10, 2005, 04:33:38 AM
As Barnabas gazes lovingly at Vickie, he reflects on how truly lucky he is to have found a young woman, who is so breathtakingly beautiful and is also such an avowed fan of The Lawrence Welk Show.  :-*
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: michael c on November 11, 2005, 04:15:25 AM
barnabas(to himself):"i knew benjamin ohrbach in the 18th century.my family patronized his dry-goods firm.if i had known what atrocities would be marketed under his name today...I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM THEN!"

vicki(to herself):"i think barnabas likes my dress."
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: CyrusL on November 11, 2005, 11:25:16 PM
Barnabas cleverly follows the notes in the Playboy Advisor, lights the Patchouli incense, puts on "Olatunji's Drums of Passion" on the hi-fi, lets in the moonlight and prepares to ask Vickie if she'd like to see his first edition "Kama Sutra."
 [vampy]
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: BuzzH on November 14, 2005, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: mscbryk on November 11, 2005, 04:15:25 AM
barnabas(to himself):"i knew benjamin ohrbach in the 18th century.my family patronized his dry-goods firm.if i had known what atrocities would be marketed under his name today...I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM THEN!"

vicki(to herself):"i think barnabas likes my dress."

OMG!  Too funny!!   [laughing4] [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 14, 2005, 08:27:52 PM
BC:  (thinking) "When I see that expression on Victoria's face, I think, what pure thoughts such an innocent creature must have!"

VW: (singing in head) "It's springtime for Hitler, and Germany!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: BuzzH on November 14, 2005, 09:39:15 PM
B: (thinking) I know she's a brunette, but she ACTS more like a ditzy blond!   ^-^
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 15, 2007, 05:18:09 AM
Vickie: Twinkle, twinkle little star...

Barnabas: Pulsate, pulsate, little vain...
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 15, 2007, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 15, 2007, 05:18:09 AM
Vickie: Twinkle, twinkle little star...

Barnabas: Pulsate, pulsate, little vain...

Nice one.
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: IluvBarnabas on March 15, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
Vicki: I make this sacred vow.....as God is my witness, I'll never go without understanding anything ever again.

Barnabas (thinking): Sure.....just like I'll never go falling for any more Josette clones or SYTs ever again.
Title: Re: Episode #0285
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 25, 2007, 11:56:59 PM
Vickie: I'm looking forward to sleeping in Josette's room.  Thank you Barnabas.

Barnabas: I'm looking forward to sneaking into Josette's room.  Your Welcome Vickie.