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Title: Episode #0212
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 24, 2005, 04:31:04 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Julia99 on March 24, 2005, 05:48:46 AM

Barnabas feels his leg garters slipping down---

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: MsCriseyde on March 24, 2005, 05:57:50 AM

BARNABAS: On the left, Selsun Blue. On the right, Head and Shoulders.
VICKI: If you're bothered by flakes, you came to the wrong house.

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Countess on March 24, 2005, 06:59:25 AM

Barnabas:  Uh...oh, this is sooo embarrassing.  I seem to have gotten my pee-pee stuck in my zipper! :-[

Countess

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: dvlvan26 on March 24, 2005, 06:48:59 PM

Barnabas: Vicki, I have gum stuck in my hair.
Vicki: Don't worry, I have got some oil that will remove the gum from your hair.

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: dom on March 24, 2005, 06:52:58 PM

"Oh geez, my socks are mismatched."

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: dom on March 24, 2005, 06:59:44 PM

"Not to worry, Barnabas, I see no sign of male pattern baldness."

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: CyrusL on March 24, 2005, 11:31:14 PM

Barnabas: Victoria, what a beautiful name. I wouldn't sacrifice a single syllable. (pause) So, Vicky, I hear you like stories about Josette.
 ???

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Jackie on March 25, 2005, 08:41:42 AM

Barnabas: Vicki, those are gorgeous shoes your wearing.  What size are those? [thinking: wonder if they'll fit me]

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: tripwire on March 26, 2005, 01:05:10 AM

B: Oh my aching back, mmmmph, 170 years in a coffin cant be good, please get Dr. Hoffman!

V: I dont understand.

And lol at countess response.

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: D_Friedlander on June 19, 2005, 06:37:36 AM

Quote from: dom on March 24, 2005, 06:52:58 PM

"Oh geez, my socks are mismatched."

"That's okay, Jonathan.... We're being FILMED in black and white.  Nobody will ever notice the---" (looks down)  "Oh, you're right, they ARE black and white."

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: BuzzH on July 21, 2005, 04:47:46 PM

B: Mistress Victoria, will you allow me the honor of lying face down in your dirty bath water?!

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 21, 2005, 05:00:56 PM

 [laughing4]  [cheers]

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Lydia on October 01, 2006, 02:07:59 PM

Vicky:  Hey, Barnabas, Wisk sure got rid of that ring around the collar!
Barbabas:  Actually, Willie used Visine to get the red out.

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: Widows Wail on October 01, 2006, 02:47:16 PM

Victoria thinking to herself: "I always knew he had eyes in the back of his head."

Title: Re: Episode #0212
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 01, 2006, 03:37:52 PM

Quote from: BuzzH on July 21, 2005, 04:47:46 PM

B: Mistress Victoria, will you allow me the honor of lying face down in your dirty bath water?!

Lots of good ones on this thread, but my hat's off to Buzz.

BC: "...and then Burke had me investigated, as if I were a common criminal, and... well, it made me so ashamed that I just can't look you in the eye!!   How's that for finesse?  Did I say that out loud?"
VW: "Oh you poor dear!  I'll take care of the big, bad bully right away!"

(Actually I don't trivialize being bullied, but I figure Barnie can take care of himself!)