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Title: Episode #0283
Post by: Jackie on March 18, 2005, 07:15:19 AM

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Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 18, 2005, 03:49:01 PM

Julia:  "I guess we shouldn't have taken that left at Albuquerque..."

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: CyrusL on March 18, 2005, 04:14:00 PM

Grayson (whispering): Katie, Lela and Dan have taken our suggestion, the teleprompter is now hidden in the big tombstone marked Dave Woodard.

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 20, 2005, 07:43:12 PM

"I knew we killed off ol' Dave #2 or 3 for a reason!!"-- Dr. Julia Hoffman, friend in eternity to Dr. Dave Woodard and whatnot

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: Connie on March 24, 2005, 06:07:32 AM

Burke Devlin in drag

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: BuzzH on August 15, 2005, 07:51:46 PM

J: Argh, there be villanous pirates afoot!  Argh!

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: Professor1985 on August 15, 2005, 09:04:28 PM

MAGGIE: Joe loves my great pair of legs, and I know that I wear pantyhose, our legs fit your legs, they never let you go.

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: Lydia on October 05, 2006, 11:08:50 PM

Maggie:  Poor Mrs. Johnson, killed by her own mayonnaise.
Julia:  Professor Stokes is planning to come here at midnight to spread some Miracle Whip on her grave.  He's sure that will bring her back.

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: Para L. Time on October 08, 2006, 02:15:20 AM

Julia: My God! Can't anyone afford stone gravestones anymore? This cemetary is just FULL of styrofoam!

Maggie: Lock her up! Lock her up...

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: BuzzH on October 08, 2006, 04:12:55 AM

J: (singing) 'Cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
M:(thinking) And *I'm* the one locked up at Wyndecliffe??

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 08, 2006, 08:37:38 AM

JH: "Poor Dave... good thing they don't list cause of death on tombstones.... well, I'm off to search for the real killers!  Wish me luck!"

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: McTrooper on August 28, 2023, 03:57:26 AM

Headstone (text):  Here lies Jasper Collins and his Squirrel bride Nira Walnuts-Collins.

Maggie:  Oh my what did the children look like?

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 29, 2023, 06:47:39 AM

Quote from: McTrooper on August 28, 2023, 03:57:26 AM

Headstone (text):  Here lies Jasper Collins and his Squirrel bride Nira Walnuts-Collins.

Maggie:  Oh my what did the children look like?

Like that a squirrel surname is "Walnuts"...

Title: Re: Episode #0283
Post by: McTrooper on September 01, 2023, 02:57:27 PM

Hehe thanks.  Lol.  Somehow it even funnier to me now that you mention it ^_^