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Title: Episode #0676
Post by: Heather on March 17, 2005, 08:00:15 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 17, 2005, 09:23:51 AM
Chris:  "Barnabas, it's beautiful, and I certainly appreciate the gesture, but I really don't have any use for a coffin..."
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: CyrusL on March 17, 2005, 05:16:21 PM
Chris: So this Adam, as you call him, is going to have an enormous schwanztucker...
Barnabas: Yes, it goes without saying.  He's going to be... very popular.
 :-X
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: Sandor on March 17, 2005, 06:47:04 PM
CHRIS: Hey, Barnabas, I appreciate your offer to help cure my chronic sleepwalking, but isn't this just a little extreme?!
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: Julia99 on March 17, 2005, 06:54:46 PM
Chris: **This** is the secret to Julia's libido?  You two are kinkier than i thought . and believe me .. i already think you're pretty weird dude. .
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: Jackie on March 17, 2005, 07:38:46 PM
Chris: How much do you want for this?  It looks very old so I'll give you 50 bucks.  I could place a great deal of raw steaks in it when I get those moon filled feelings instead of looking for syts like you.
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 20, 2005, 08:00:40 PM
Mister Jennings Equire:  "Well, you got the bitings and the undead whatnot... I tell ya, there are innumerable drawbacks to this particular antique.     But... forget it, this post must be short to satisfy management!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 30, 2005, 02:41:27 PM
Take two.

Jennings:   "Think of it as a fixer-upper, a love-hutch for two, every vampire's dream condo..."

Barnabas:    "I sort of live in it already.    You don't really have to take those real estate courses so seriously."
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: Charles_Ellis on March 30, 2005, 07:31:54 PM
Don Briscoe: Jon, I'll never doubt anything you say from now on- that *%*#*ING coffin is too small!
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: McTrooper on April 21, 2005, 07:28:36 AM
Chris:  This is the biggest Hershey's Chocolate bar I've ever seen!
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: BuzzH on July 22, 2005, 09:07:03 PM
C: Looks fabulous!  What's your sleep number?
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 26, 2005, 12:58:33 AM
Chris: This is very thoughtful of you Barnabas...but I doubt that Amy will believe this is a hope chest.
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: Lydia on October 27, 2006, 05:50:07 AM
Tom:  Well, certainly I could enlarge it for you, Mr. Collins, but I've found that once you start outgrowing a coffin, it's better just to start fresh.
Barnabas:  But I'm on a diet!  Only children under four feet tall.
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: CyrusL on October 27, 2006, 08:39:01 PM
Chris: You know Mr. Collins, my brother was the real handyman, not me. I dunno, some plate  glass, yeah, maybe, maybe we can make a coffee table outta this. Gonna be big...
 
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: BuzzH on October 27, 2006, 09:12:15 PM
C: Yeah, sure Mr. Collins.  We can put a steering wheel in it, add 4 wheels and voila!  You'll be all set for the annual Collinsport Soapbox Derby!
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 28, 2006, 12:47:30 AM
CJ: "Aaaaaaaay!"
BC: "I know there's a time and a place for everything, but if there's a right time and place for a Fonzie impression, this ain't it!"
Title: Re: Episode #0676
Post by: McTrooper on July 12, 2022, 10:33:09 PM
Chris:  Barnabas, I had this dream I was eating a huge marshmallow. 

Barnabas:  When you woke was your pillow was missing?

Quote from: McTrooper on April 21, 2005, 07:28:36 AM
Chris:  This is the biggest Hershey's Chocolate bar I've ever seen!

I might have to come up with a caption involving graham crackers so I have a captions S'more.  Hehe  [ghost_smiley] [ghost_tongue2]