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Title: Episode #0282
Post by: Jackie on March 15, 2005, 09:00:35 PM

 [nuts]

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: CyrusL on March 15, 2005, 10:18:09 PM

Maggie: NO! NO! Julia, I don't hear "London Bridge" anymore, it's worse. Some lady keeps singing "I Wanna Dance with You" really offkey, and them a different set of voices sings something about "Oompa Loompas". I'll never go to a convention again.

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: Sandor on March 15, 2005, 11:17:31 PM

MAGGIE: I...I see myself in a car at the Collinsport Drive-In with my boyfriend Joe... we're watching some strange B-movie about a sardonic chain-smoking nightclub owner named Pepe... she's insisting someone wear a girdle... she's brandishing a riding crop... 

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: Heather on March 16, 2005, 04:49:01 AM

Quote from: Sandor on March 15, 2005, 11:17:31 PM

MAGGIE: I...I see myself in a car at the Collinsport Drive-In with my boyfriend Joe... we're watching some strange B-movie about a sardonic chain-smoking nightclub owner named Pepe... she's insisting someone wear a girdle... she's brandishing a riding crop...

LOL   [banana]

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 16, 2005, 06:40:50 AM

Maggie:  "I swear to God, if you shine that flashlight in my face again, I'll really lose my mind!"

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: Julia99 on March 17, 2005, 12:35:28 AM

Maggie:  I'm trying but i can't picture it.  you Dr Hoffman in a blue bikini?

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: dvlvan26 on March 19, 2005, 06:44:57 PM

Maggie: Dr. Hoffman, there's a bee buzzing around in my ear canal and it's giving me an earache.

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 20, 2005, 06:25:54 PM

Maggie:  "Truly, Dr. Hoffman, your hypnotic expertise cannot be beat.    But... you will not succeed in your efforts, unless of course you manage to somehow become the protagonist of this li'l bit of televisual soapy drama... then, all bets are off...."

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: D_Friedlander on May 30, 2005, 02:41:43 AM

KLS (thinking):  Good Lord, Grayson, the teleprompter is just 3 feet away and you're STILL messing up your lines. Man, have I got a headache...

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: McTrooper on May 30, 2005, 01:45:26 PM

Maggie:  Dr.Hoffman it hurst when I do this.
Julia:  Then don't do that. 

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: BuzzH on July 21, 2005, 07:51:20 PM

Quote from: McTrooper on May 30, 2005, 01:45:26 PM

Maggie:  Dr.Hoffman it hurst when I do this.
Julia:  Then don't do that. 

LOL McTrooper!
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M: You and Dr. Woodard did the nasty in medical school?  Well thanks a lot!  *Now* I have a VISUAL!   :o

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: Lydia on October 31, 2006, 06:18:52 AM

Maggie: I see white rabbits, and pumpkins, and witches, and then I see a strange guy clutching his head JUST LIKE THIS!  Oh, Doctor, it's horrible!
DrH: There, there, dear, think of happy things like schnitzel with noodles.  (Thinking) Dave sure sent me a doozy this time!

Title: Re: Episode #0282
Post by: Uncle Roger on March 15, 2015, 04:50:01 AM

Julia: "Remember what the dormouse said. Feed your head!"