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Title: Guys Night Out
Post by: dvlvan26 on March 08, 2005, 05:59:40 PM

Good Afternoon, Cousins!

It's time for the monthly Guys Night Out Event. Please plan an evening and celebration for the men of Collinwood and their male friends.

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Gothick on March 08, 2005, 06:19:56 PM

Wow.  They've been doing this monthly??   How have I been missing out?

Sandor, Jean-Claude and I are definitely gonna have the Jennings boys in OUR corner.  Double your pleasure, double your fun (!).

G.

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Raineypark on March 08, 2005, 06:34:04 PM

Roger, Barnabas and Prof. Stokes will be attending a Lecture and Discussion  in the Library of the Founder's Club.

Newly arrived Armagnac from Gascony will be sampled.

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Connie on March 09, 2005, 08:55:45 AM

Oh wow.  The mind boggles.  I think I could definitely come up with something interesting but it sure couldn't be printed here.  [lghy]
(Anyway, wouldn't that be fanfiction or something?)

 8)

PS  At least I have something to think about while I'm trying to fall asleep.  Night night.  Zzzzz....

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Patti Feinberg on March 09, 2005, 01:12:55 PM

In this corner, weighing 125 lbs, Olivia Corey.

In this corner, weighing 135 lbs, Beth Chavez.

KICK HER BUTT BETH!!!!

Women's Boxing Match

Patti

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 09, 2005, 05:37:40 PM

Quote from: Gothick on March 08, 2005, 06:19:56 PM

Sandor, Jean-Claude and I are definitely gonna have the Jennings boys in OUR corner.  Double your pleasure, double your fun (!).

And maybe we can find out what happened to Buzz Hackett and Frank Garner!  >:D

Is it getting warm in here?

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Sandor on March 09, 2005, 07:13:13 PM

Barnabas and the Jennings boys head to the Blue Whale for a night of casual drinking... where suddenly, Bob the bartender announces the bus carrying the Bangor Bengals (a professional male mud-wrestling duo) has crashed! Bob was counting on the revenue from tonight's event to save the struggling pub from financial ruin.
Just then, Barnabas suggests that Chris and Tom strip to their skivvies (both happen to be wearing tight briefs that night) and take the place of the missing wrestlers. After Chris admits he and his brother were both stars on the Collinsport High wrestling team, the Jennings boys dutifully jump into the mud ring for a no-holds-barred smack and tumble.

Title: Re: Guys Night Out
Post by: Countess on March 10, 2005, 05:52:53 AM

Willie tricks Barnabas into going to a strip club with him.  Barnabas is appalled - and yet fascinated by a certain young woman who reminds him of his long lost Josette.  Her name is Josie and she gives him a lap dance whereupon he falls hopelessly in love with her and asks her to be his bride.  She accepts his proposal.  But when she returns to the stage to continue entertaining the crowd, her pole is struck by a bolt of lightning!  She is electrocuted and singed to a crisp.  Barnabas wails in torment for his lost love while backstage Angelique cackles while blowing out the smoking flame from her index finger.  >:D

Countess