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Title: Episode #0677
Post by: Heather on March 07, 2005, 05:04:41 AM

 [wiseguy]

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: Countess on March 07, 2005, 06:13:15 AM

Julia:  Barnabas, I think you should know....I'm not wearing underwear.

Countess :o

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: ClaudeNorth on March 07, 2005, 11:13:32 PM

Today on DARK SHADOWS, Barnabas is stunned to discover the normally reserved Dr. Hoffman in her nightgown, singing, "Three Little Maids From School Are We."

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 08, 2005, 07:13:51 AM

Barney Baby:   "You're right, doctor, I always like to be apprised of the undergarment status of all individuals around me.    BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!    There's something you should know as well.... I'm wearing seventeen layers of underwear, some of them admittently historically incongruous, but then they're just supposed to cover up my privates.    I'm going to stop talking now!!!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: Jackie on March 08, 2005, 07:26:13 PM

Barnabas: Julia, what do you think this book means?
Julia: [praying] I pray that my pajamas fall off right now and he drops everything ...

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: BuzzH on August 15, 2005, 08:04:05 PM

B: The Joy of Cooking?  I didn't know THAT cooking was spelled S.E.X.!

Title: Re: Episode #0677
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 04, 2006, 03:07:31 AM

Julia: I've always read this book before going to bed and prayed that one day I'd find the one person who could take me away to chapter seven... please read it aloud Barnabas will you?

Barnabas: Julia, the title of this book is wet and wild hothouses.