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Title: Episode #0268
Post by: Jackie on February 24, 2005, 09:03:12 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 24, 2005, 09:47:29 AM
Elizabeth: "Prepare for the Stoddard mind-meld... your thoughts to my thoughts... Why, I knew you hadn't done your homework, David!"
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: Patti Feinberg on February 25, 2005, 01:06:54 AM
"Somebody hand me a bowl, this boy needs a haircut!"

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: Ian on February 25, 2005, 02:03:07 AM
*does the disappearing nose trick; pokes out thumb*  Elizabeth: David, where your nooooose!?

David: You made my nose disappear! You're even scarier than Barnabas! *runs away*
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: CyrusL on February 25, 2005, 08:27:19 PM
Elizabeth: That is a bad scratch Diavid, so you say you and your little friend Sarah were playing football, and she pulled it away right when you went to kick it, and you slid right onto the Old House porch?
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: ProfStokes on February 25, 2005, 10:25:54 PM
Liz: "No, David, you do not have a third eye growing in the middle of your forehead, but even if our water was toxic, I would still expect you to wash up for dinner.  Now scoot!"

ProfStokes
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: Jackie on February 25, 2005, 11:35:10 PM
Quote from: ProfStokes on February 25, 2005, 10:25:54 PM
Liz: "No, David, you do not have a third eye growing in the middle of your forehead, but even if our water was toxic, I would still expect you to wash up for dinner.  Now scoot!"

LOL that's wonderful!!
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: michael c on February 26, 2005, 02:04:12 AM
liz: "david stop squirming and sit still it will only hurt a second.i've warned you before about wearing my false eyelashes."
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 18, 2005, 01:51:56 AM
Elizabeth: Very good David, you answered every question corretly... now without looking answer this... Where did I hide my other leg?
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: Charles_Ellis on November 24, 2005, 04:54:08 PM
Liz Stoddard has her first experience with the latest in 60's technology- the whoopee cushion!!
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: ClaudeNorth on December 06, 2005, 04:20:51 AM
As she wiped off his forehead, Elizabeth warned David that his ultra-WASPy father would be furious if he found out where David had gone on this particular Wednesday afternoon.
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: Professor1985 on December 06, 2005, 05:28:13 AM
DAVID: Joan, I don't want no make-up now.
JOAN: Your face is dirty like a muddy water in Detroit!
Title: Re: Episode #0268
Post by: McTrooper on July 14, 2023, 09:48:33 PM
Some funny ones above :)

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