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Title: Episode #0673
Post by: Heather on February 21, 2005, 08:34:14 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: dom on February 21, 2005, 06:53:34 PM
"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: dom on February 21, 2005, 07:54:29 PM
Both men ponder how to lift the seemingly unbreakable AFGHAN curse.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: CyrusL on February 21, 2005, 11:27:49 PM
Chris: First Barbie and Ken break up, now Brad and Jennifer. Barnabas this is madness. What hope do I have that Carolyn and I can make it?
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Jackie on February 22, 2005, 05:57:12 AM
Barnabas: I'm feeling sick to my stomach, Chris.  What was that you brought home for dinner?

Chris: I'm not sure, Barnabas but I had it's blood all over my clothes.  That's why I changed.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 24, 2005, 10:50:11 AM
Chris:  "Not only have I suffered the terrible curse of the wolf, but now my robe is all itchy.  Help me, Barnabas!   Only you can understand!!"

Barnabas:   "Yeah it's a problem all right... Chris, Tom, whatever..."

(Please don't say two people speaking is too long...)

Quote from: dom on February 21, 2005, 06:53:34 PM
"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."

Uh... LOL!
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 17, 2005, 03:14:31 AM
Barnabas: I didn't mean to interrupt you're shower Chris.

Chris: Shower?... Oh Shower! yeah, I was taking a shower... oh I don't mind.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: BuzzH on November 17, 2005, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: dom on February 21, 2005, 07:54:29 PM
Both men ponder how to lift the seemingly unbreakable AFGHAN curse.

   [laughing4] [stfl] OMG!  That damn afghan was *everywhere* wasn't it? 
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 17, 2005, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: dom on February 21, 2005, 06:53:34 PM
"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."

Oh, wow, that IS too funny!  Kudos to you on a thoroughly wicked and incredibly politiclly-incorrect, yet, uproariously funny, and "candid" comment from the "reluctant" vampire! ;D >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 17, 2005, 06:46:57 PM
Quote from: BuzzH on November 17, 2005, 03:28:34 PM
[laughing4] [stfl] OMG!  That damn afghan was *everywhere* wasn't it?


I have no doubt Buzz that had they gone back in time to the first cave dwelling Collins' that afghan would be there,drapped over a rock! 
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: BuzzH on November 17, 2005, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 17, 2005, 06:46:57 PM
I have no doubt Buzz that had they gone back in time to the first cave dwelling Collins' that afghan would be there,drapped over a rock!

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!! No shit!   >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: tripwire on November 19, 2005, 01:13:40 AM
Jennings : 2 ball in the corner pocket.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: ClaudeNorth on November 24, 2005, 01:53:46 AM
Chris:  "Hmmm...apparently, I am just glad to see you..."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Charles_Ellis on November 24, 2005, 03:13:00 AM
Don Briscoe: So Selby gets his own dressing room because of that stupid theme song?  But I'm better looking and was an "Adonis of the Month" in last month's 16 !
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: CyrusL on November 25, 2005, 05:44:39 PM
Quote from: CyrusL on February 21, 2005, 11:27:49 PM
Chris: First Barbie and Ken break up, now Brad and Jennifer. Barnabas this is madness. What hope do I have that Carolyn and I can make it?

Chris: Not Nick and Jessica too, omygod Barnabas. (pauses) Do you still  have...the silver bullets... ???
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Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Professor1985 on November 25, 2005, 09:37:25 PM
CHRIS: Hey homie, what are you doing here?
BARNABAS: Christopher Jennings, I'm not a homie, I'm Barnabas Collins!
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Sandor on November 26, 2005, 01:40:59 AM
BARNABAS: Tell me, Chris, do you always play with yourself like that when you're entertaining guests?!

CHRIS: Actually, Mr. Collins, when Julia gets here, the robe's comin' off!