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Title: Episode #0198
Post by: Jackie on February 17, 2005, 07:12:26 AM

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Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: Jackie on February 18, 2005, 09:56:46 AM

Maggie: I wish you'd listen to me, Pop, Head and Shoulders would do the trick.

Sam:  Oh Maggie, I drank that days ago, I thought that was how to get rid of my dandriff.

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: CyrusL on February 18, 2005, 11:28:02 PM

Maggie: Please Big daddy, sing me those songs you used to do when I was little, like "The Blue Tailed Fly", "The Ugly Bug Ball", "Lavender Blue" and the "Holly, Jolly Christmas" one.
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Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: Connie on February 19, 2005, 02:14:22 AM

Maggie says oh so sweetly:  "Oh Pop...(sigh) if you weren't such a drunken loser I wouldn't be stuck in that flea-bag diner."

Sam: "Pffffffft."


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Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: Julia99 on February 25, 2005, 04:36:30 PM

Maggie:  Pop I don't know who the leggy red haired woman is but i'm sure if you just said something nice, she'd respond.

Sam:  Oh, she lives a hundred miles away, too much work!

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: BuzzH on August 16, 2005, 04:03:09 PM

S: Maggie, if I told you once I told you a thousand times.  I do not need help going to the bathroom!

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: D_Friedlander on August 26, 2005, 03:15:42 AM

S:  Waitaminnit, I may be the town drunk, but I know what my daughter looks like-- blonde pixie hairdo-- you impostor!

M:  Well I may be a crummy waitress,  but I know what my Pop looks like-- tall, wispy-haired, no facial hair--  you phoney!

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: Professor1985 on October 22, 2005, 03:17:49 AM

MAGGIE: Pop, you look liked Frank Reynolds, except for the buschy beard.
SAM: You big dummy!

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: proudhug on October 22, 2005, 03:34:07 AM

Sam: "Maggie, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times... you're much to old for piggy-back rides!"
Maggie: "But Pop!  Just this once?"

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 10, 2006, 06:03:42 AM

Maggie: Oh Pop! with my arms like this I could snap you're neck in two seconds... its all in the wrists.

Title: Re: Episode #0198
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 24, 2012, 02:50:09 AM

Maggie: "C'mon, Pop. I saw Diana Rigg do this on the Avengers."