DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Thinking that he is her last hope, a desperate Maggie resorts to the milk and cookies ploy to lure Santa Claus to her cell to save her.
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Maggie just ate a chocolate chip cookie, thinks to herself "got milk?" then turns around!!
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milk-loving maggie's lactose intolerance finally pushes her over the edge. :P
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Maggie: Damn you, Willie Loomis! I specifically asked for diet Coke!
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"Oh great, two ashtrays and no cigarettes. WILLIE!!!"
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M: Oh god, if I have to eat one more of Willie's dinners I'll lose my mind!
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Maggie: Can't Willie do anything right? I didn't want chocolate chip, I specifically asked for Oreos!
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Maggie: They brought me soup, and they brought me milk, but where's the bucket when I need it?
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Maggie is frightened to realize that the soup Willie brought her today is no ordinary soup, but rather is THE BLOB waiting to devour her forever.
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Maggie hopes that her milkshake will bring the boys to the yard.