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Title: Episode #0256
Post by: Jackie on February 15, 2005, 06:22:26 PM

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Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: Jackie on February 15, 2005, 09:57:55 PM

Vicky: "If they won't teach you about the "birds and the bees", I will.  Here, read this book, it's full of graphic pictures."
David: "I know about the birds and the bee, I want to know about SEX."

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: Patti Feinberg on February 16, 2005, 01:58:21 AM

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Patti

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: BuzzH on August 16, 2005, 05:11:58 PM

Vickie tries to non-chalantly get her copy of Valley of the Dolls from David before he realizes just what it is he's picked up!

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: dom on December 09, 2006, 06:37:36 PM

Vicki: "David! Are you trying to get me fired?! The Kama Sutra is not required fifth grade reading! Now hurry and put this back before your father discovers that it is missing!"

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: IluvBarnabas on December 09, 2006, 06:53:55 PM

Vicki: Give me that! You know you're not supposed to be looking through your father's playboys when he's still in the house!

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: Brandon Collins on December 10, 2006, 01:03:25 AM

Vicki: (whining) Give me the book David!

David: Oh fine, take it. You really are a baby!

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: CallieWL on December 10, 2006, 01:57:53 AM

David:  But I don't wanna read some stupid book about some stupid kid named Harry Potter.

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 11, 2006, 01:00:58 AM

VW: "Take this compendium of the worst pornographic filth of the past century and study it from cover to cover, David!    How can you grow up to a pervert like your father if you're not willing to learn?!!    And before you say it, yes, homework does suck!"

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 18, 2007, 06:55:35 PM

 [laughing4]  OMG!! I'm [stfl]

Title: Re: Episode #0256
Post by: Lydia on March 19, 2007, 03:41:42 PM

Vicky:  David, here is a book that will be very useful to you: How To Tell a Ghost From a Living Person.  I want you to read it carefully.
David:  Gee, Miss Winters, that's easy!  Josette at the Old House is a ghost, and that silly London Bridge girl is alive!