DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on February 15, 2005, 06:16:10 PM
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Willie: "I told him MINE was bigger than his. Now I have to prove it. I could just kill him!"
Maggie thinking: "My goodness, male domination below the belt. Now if I could just find a way out of here."
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"Pins and needles, needles and pins..."
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"Pins and needles, needles and pins..."
"...a happy slave is a slave who grins."
Maggie: "You mean this wasn't YOUR idea??"
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Ugh! Time to empty the chamber pot AGAIN! And me with my best clothes on, too....
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connie: where's that quote from??!!
Maggie: "You is truly the Amazing Collossal Willie, and as such, the envy of Mankind, according to the narrow definition. By the way, I love how I'm talking so formally and anal-retentively. And now, to proceed with this paragraph o'dialogue."
Loomis: "Maggie, do you really think that with my newfound giantesque proportions I could terrorize the surrounding countryside?! I wouldn't want to embarrass myself or anything!!!"
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John Karlen: I tell ya Katie, I'm a method trained actor, under no less than Stella Adler who said I could be the next James Dean. I just ain't gonna put up with Kaplan and his running into our dressing rooms yelling "B-" every day.
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Willie: Jump rope!, Jacks!, Hopscotch!, four square!, dodge ball! chess! and checkers! damn it Maggie you beat me in everything.... I should be used it, Barnabas does it all the time too!
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Maggie: Sorry about supper glue-ing your teeth. I thought you were going to attack me. Oh well. It's not all bad at least you get to eat mashed potatoes for a few months.
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Willie: I'll show that Barnabas! Tonight I'm gonna short-sheet his coffin lining!