DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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"Dear God, I asked you for a man who'll give me lots and lots of jewelry, and what do you send me? This j-e-r-k that says he's rich but all he'll fork over is a recycled old music box and a lot of bragging about his family jewels."
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Barnabas: "Come on, Maggie, it's a swell trade!"
Maggie: "My ring for a junky old music box? I don't know...my Pop might get mad."
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Maggie: Alright, I'll switch clothes with you for the music box... but just this once.
Barnabas: You always say that how do you think you got that ring?
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Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas shows Maggie the music box he made out of an old mayonaise jar in arts & crafts class.
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In a role reversal, Maggie assumes the William Holden role of Joe (now Jo) Gillis, while Barnabas interprets Gloria Swanson's role, that of the exceedingly-possessive (not to mention, extremely wacked-out) Norma (now Norman) Desmond in "Son of Sunset Boulevard."
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Look Maggie, I got you the Welches Grape Jam you like, in the Archies jars!
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Barnabas: Here a little nip of blood will warm you up.
Maggie: Blood?!?!