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Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette => Topic started by: Jackie on February 09, 2005, 08:53:38 AM
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Mrs. Johnson: Oh, dear. Where IS that change purse? Compact, car keys, revolver...oh, here it is!
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Mrs. Johnson: "I don't need to see a menu. Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always bring my own food. It's the only way I can be sure that it's fresh."
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MJ: No, no dear, a hard working waitress like yourself deserves a tip! I KNOW I have a dime here somewhere!
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mrs.johnson:"well susie i must say i prefer you to that chatterbox maggie evans...she never shuts up and i don't believe i've ever heard you say one single word."
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WAITRESS: You wanna charge it on cash, check, BankAmericard, or MasterCharge?
JOHNSON: I'm looking for my checkbook.
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Mrs. Johnson: Oh dear! I forgot my wallet. Could I give you something instead?
I've got a baby penguin here. And I can provide you with cheep canned fish to take care of it.
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Mrs. Johnson: Let me tell you, young lady, when Howard Johnson's ran this place, they always took my Diner's Club card and AAA Discount without any ID!
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Mrs. J: I'll have a roast beef sandwich and hold the mayonnaise! I brought my own so I know it's fresh!
Susie: Oh, yeah, Maggie told me about you...the last of the ten cent tippers, at least I hope so!
Alondra
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You know what? We ALL deserve a pat on the back for our captions! ;)
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Mrs. Johnson: "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."