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Title: Episode #0249
Post by: Jackie on February 07, 2005, 09:50:02 AM
[deal2]
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: FireRose on February 07, 2005, 09:41:13 PM
Liz: Jason! If you don't remove your hand! I'm going to show you the real meaning of a low blow.

FireRose
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: CyrusL on February 07, 2005, 11:17:04 PM
Jason: Liz, just think. The new senator from Maine. I could be that man, and you can make it happen.  Let's stand as if we're posing for my official picture.
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 06, 2005, 05:13:09 AM
Liz: I hope you are not too attached to that arm Jason... hold it there one second longer and you're be known as lefty. 
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: Professor1985 on August 06, 2005, 09:24:23 PM
JASON: Liz, I'm thinking about spending time watching girls and getting jiggy with it.
LIZ: Jason, take your hands off of me your blackmailing pervert!
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: ClaudeNorth on August 08, 2005, 12:53:31 AM
The Collins family is stunned when Elizabeth and Jason announce their plans to replace Eva Gabor and Eddie Albert as the leads in GREEN ACRES.
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: BuzzH on August 10, 2005, 09:14:31 PM
J: I'm thinking of redecorating the Drawing Room Liz.  Shag carpet, just think of it!  Okay, work w/me here!
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: dom on December 09, 2006, 04:48:58 PM
American Gothic '67
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: IluvBarnabas on December 09, 2006, 05:15:03 PM
Elizabeth: You see, everyone, Jason has offered to take me to Europe, with no charge to me, and buy me expensive clothes and jewelry....

Jason (doing his best to keep his posture while thinking): I didn't come to Collinwood so she could be mooching off me!
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: Brandon Collins on December 10, 2006, 01:08:44 AM
Jason: I do solemnly swear that I will uphold Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, and that she will never need that stiff backing ever again!
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 11, 2006, 01:09:16 AM
Jason (thinking) "Yes, this plan is foolproof!  Good thing I studied the career of my idol, Reverend Gregory Trask, as laid out in his autobiography, written just days before his mysterious, tragic disappearance!    He was the Albert Einstein of moochers!"
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 15, 2006, 06:17:31 AM
Justice of Peace: "If anyone knows just cause that these people should not be married... go have a quiet talk with Jason so he can have a chance to grease your palm, as he did mine..."
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: McTrooper on December 18, 2006, 08:22:24 AM
Liz: Why do I feel like we should be dressed up in farm clothing and you should be holding a pitchfork?

[spoiler]Refrence to the famous painting American Gothic[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: BuzzH on December 18, 2006, 03:11:14 PM
Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: McTrooper on December 19, 2006, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: BuzzH on December 18, 2006, 03:11:14 PM
Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]

I was hoping people would figure out the refrence on there own, but I decided to explain the joke just incase they didn't.  But I didn't want to spoil the joke either. 
Title: Re: Episode #0249
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 19, 2006, 04:44:03 AM
Jason: Yup! just me and the misses.

Elizabeth, thinking: ugh! oh yeah.. that did it.. I'm gonna be sick!