DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on February 07, 2005, 09:43:36 AM
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[batang]
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Jason: Liz, I spent all of my money down at the race last weekend. Would you give me an advance of this week's pay?
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Liz: No, I'm not handing over the candlesticks, and if you hadn't hocked my chandelier earrings in the first place these wouldn't be hanging from my earlobes!
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Liz: No, I'm not handing over the candlesticks, and if you hadn't hocked my chandelier earrings in the first place these wouldn't be hanging from my earlobes!
Shame on you, Miidnite, making me laugh out loud on the Reference Desk! [lol3]
Bette
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Elizabeth: Jason, I'm quite sure my maiden form girdle is not in you're particular size...
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An oldie, but a GOODIE! ;D
Jason: Pull my finger!
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Liz this is the opportunity of a lifetime for only 50 bucks a month you can invest in this beautiful little timeshare just outside of Bangor.
You can visit any 20 days each month all you have to do is call ahead. And you'll get free donuts just for listening to my offer.
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JASON: I went to the Blue Whale and I was drunk, and then I had a hangover.
LIZ: You need to go to a AA meeting!
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Liz: Yes, Jason, they're real, and if you touch them again before we're married, you won't live to see the wedding day.
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"Liz, I'm no leech. It's not as if I'm standing here with my hand out. Wait, no, I am! Sorry, force of habit!"
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Elizabeth: No, Jason, I don't care if you wanna hold my hand, I DON'T wanna hold YOUR hand....really you've been listening to those damn Beatles too much!